Why do they still dye the rivers green for St. Patricks Day? It's not a good look for downtown Chicago. ( kbin.run )
I just think the novelty of these type of displays was up in the 90s, It's time for an upgrayedd. I propose leprechauns flying up and down the river wearing water jet packs, shooting people with their Chicago-style hot dog cannons would be more with the times. What's your idea?
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