I read the whole profile, not sure why you assume I don't. Probably the same reason you assumed I just "blindly go for stereotypically attractive women".
I have formed friendships from dates as well.
I never said I left a date right away if the woman was catfishing, I always am cordial, finish the date, and then when they ask for another, I say no, and tell them it's because they catfished me.
From everything you've assumed about me, to trying to differentiate how you would act, just screams pick me.