thefartographer , 7 days ago

Approximately four and a half billion years ago, some rocks and shit became friends and hugged each other so tight that they created the earth.

After a few hundreds of millions of years, life appeared on earth.

Then, four-ish billion years later, Nyasasaurus was like, "roar y'all."

And now there are birds. They're like, "caw y'all," and we're all like, "yo, that's a bird." Then the lizards are like, "me too bro."

The end.