Sony has an atrocious record of being hacked as well.
Ohhhh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Unsavory bad-actor types might get access to my THROWAWAY PROTONMAIL ACCOUNT???
OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD.
Some of the countries the game was sold in don’t allow PSN accounts to be created. So those users can’t play the game on steam.
And I have to use a VPN to watch porn in Texas. Go find a fucking Kleenex for either your tears or my VPN-powered fucking jizz load. Or don't buy a box of Kleenex this month, and you'll save enough money to afford a premium VPN subscription.