Lung extensions ( sh.itjust.works )
Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:
Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions
Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card
With extended lungs you can:
• Scream longer
• Breathe harder
• Brag about extended lungs
This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you.
Do not tell the police or my family
