janAkali ,

Wake up -> wash face, brush teeth -> piss -> shower -> (optional: smoke) -> 180 turn -> take a dump -> wash hands.
No time wasted, optimal morning routine bathroom.

xpinchx ,

You take a shit after you shower instead of before? You filthy animal.

Shit shower shave

Blackmist ,

With a bit of extra thought, you'd have been able to do all three at the same time here. A real missed opportunity.

xpinchx ,

The classic waffle stomp, how could I forget

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