urda Mod ,
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Is this your only I.D.?

PlasticExistence OP ,

I know my rights, man.

urda Mod ,
@urda@lebowski.social avatar

You don't know shit, Plastic.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

“People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone.”

“On you maybe.”

PlasticExistence OP ,

The Lemmy technology permits us to do very exciting things in interactive erotic software. Wave of the future, Dude. 100% electronic.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.

PlasticExistence OP ,

Ah heh, ha ha Of course you do, SatansMaggotyCumFart

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

How's the smut business, PlasticExistence?

PlasticExistence OP ,

I wouldn't know, SatansMaggotyCumFart. I deal in shitposting, entertainment, political commentary.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Which one's "Logjammin’?”

PlasticExistence OP ,

Regrettably, OC submissions have fallen.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Yeah, well, right man, there are many facets to this, uh, you know, many interested parties. If I can find your OC, man-- what's in it for the Dude?

PlasticExistence OP ,

Oh uh, yeah. Uh, a tape deck. Some Creedence tapes. And there was a, uh. . .uh my briefcase.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Well that's your perception.

Well you're right, Plastic, and the unspoken message is FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

Yeah, I'll be at practice.

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