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You are now banned from stackoverflow

I just finished setting up Linux Mint for an old buddy of mine on his old dog of a laptop, rendering it useful once again! ( i.imgur.com )

Edit 2: to everyone suggesting an SDD: i know. Look, if this guy had enough $$$ for an SSD, he could buy a used lappy less than half the age of this one that has an ssd and 2-3x the memory....

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Agreed (although bumping the memory to 4 or 8GB would arguably boost performance similarly, given that it’s only got 2.77GB (?) somehow. With such teeny-weeny amounts of memory, more RAM would be almost equally useful to an SSD, although both would be ideal.

Problem is: my old buddy has $0. If he even had $50, he could have bought himself a much newer laptop than this one, lol! So, we’re working with what we’ve got.

Also: he will never do more with it than browsing the web. He’s an old boi, and his needs are minimal. He’s thrilled that he has an option for using “the internet” (Gmail, Facebook, and some tart he’s chatting with on Wire— who I believe may be scamming him, but that’s another convo) other than his tiny phone screen.

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AkTuALly:

In this particular instance, due to the microscopic amount of memory in the machine (even for the day, when 4GB was considered “minimum”, this lappy has… 2.77GB?), more memory would probably impact performance just as much as an SSD.

But, yeah, and SSD would increase app launch performance and other HDD-centric tasks a great deal. But more memory would allow more apps to cache in active memory and quick-launch after first-launch. This might be a better and more cost-effective “first upgrade” before going SSD.

Also, this dude is in no position to spend money on this machine, so I’m doing what I can to make the most of what he has.

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For 50[currencyunits], he could buy a new(er) laptop that’s less that half the age of this one, lmao

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Oh! That’s it!

The reporting was just weird. Ok, thanks for that!

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Sufficient memory = very little/no paging

And it would be cheaper (for this vintage of ram)

You’re not wrong, but it’s a matter of priorities: the memory is the biggest problem with this machine and it can’t be made up for with any other resource, except, sometimes, swap/paging. But more memory is the answer to that issue, not an SSD, and more memory would solve a lot of other performance issues that only more memory can solve.

But, of course, an SSD would bring many of its own benefits (including, yes, faster paging/swap). These, however, are far less likely to benefit this particular user, especially considering that they’re more expensive.

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XFCE is so ugly and clunky, I wouldn’t ever suggest that a Linux novice ever use it. It’s fucking horrific. It’s a user interface you choose when you have no other choice and are just that desperate. Suffice to say, I wasn’t that desperate.

It was important that this user have an interface that he could navigate easily, an XFCE was not that interface, nor will it ever be.

Edit. I should note that this may be colored with some personal bias I have against XFCE. I just don’t like it and only use it when forced to. So, ya know, keep that in mind…

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We’re in Florida, so no landfill— they’d just burn it and pump the exhaust into local orphanages, sold as “Vytameenz™”

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Did the spacebar crap out on you? Of so, how did you deal with it?

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Fastfetch has replaced neofetch!

But there are alternatives, namely the wonderfully queer hyfetch!

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no landfills here in Florida, they just burn the e-waste and pump the fumes into the local orphanariums, selling it as “Vytameens™".

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He certainly didn’t know how to use a windows 7 computer for the 18 years he had that installed as the operating system.

Now he has a computer that he can use confidently and securely in a modern way.

And he’s very happy. I called that a win.

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He apologized profusely for putting me out so much for all the work I put into it. I just told him: some guys like to work on old cars as a hobby to unwind. And some people like to work on old computers.

The benefit is that, with old computers, I can take your old computer into my garage, fix it up, and then hand it back to you without feeling any obligation about doing it for free.

It’s not a fucking car.

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That inverse square law will fuck you every time

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So, does it just have really advanced error checking? How does it handle the mismatches? I believe you, it’s just that the phrase “not that big of a deal” is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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Is there even a name for this type of irony?

When you get a call from a middle-aged male coworker who had tried to coerce you (younger female) into letting him drop you off at home on a Saturday night: do you call back, text, email, or ignore?

Please read post for full context; any help or input is appreciated! I disclosed sensitive info to a close female coworker (let's say Ann), who is best friends with the male coworker mentioned (Ned). I'm sure she told him, but then they both seemed to want me to still tell him directly. I did because I believe in doing the right...

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Block his number, and report him to HR immediately

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“Has become”?

oh, sweet, summer child…

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They haven’t been great in well over a decade

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80% of the elements we know of

Edit: why is this getting downvoted?

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Ukraine is very good at 2 things: 1) building combat drones out of spare parts and trash and 2) catching Russian assassins. Also, pissing off Russia, which makes #1 and 2 very valuable.

Edit: also a third: attracting Putin trolls 😂
(Thx to the mods for keeping things tidy)

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NEWS FLASH: GOP Still Shameless Liars!

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They’re examining it for way that they can accept and still bomb the shit out of Rafah

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I hate this headline so much, I just had to come here and say that. It is such self-contradictory nonsense. I have no idea what the story is about, but this headline is terrible.

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And many more would’ve been in jail for years for aggravated assault, manslaughter, murder, and attempted murder.

This show was beyond absurd— I couldn’t watch it. The worst part was the “teenagers” who were all clearly well into their 20s.

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Was believable because I was a kid

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The last time something like that happened in the United States, we passed federal hate crime legislation for the first time. His name was Matthew Shepard.

How horrific.

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Well, technically, the law is named after two victims of two incidents that took place that year, one of an anti-LGBTQ hate-crime, and one of a racist hate-crime. The Matthew Shepard and James Byrd Jr. Hate Crimes Prevention Act, sadly, took eleven years to pass, finally signed by President Obama in 2009 as one of his first pieces of legislation.

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Yeah, well, they couldn’t “shut it down” before E2E encryption, either, so, obviously, the problem isn’t necessarily the encryption, but that the cops suck at their jobs.

“We couldn’t really catch them before, but now we can’t real their text messages! Merde!”

Stop blaming encryption, and do a better job.

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I’m sure it won’t be long before someone figures a way to hack through that

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Give ‘em hell!

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*after agreeing to testify

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You could just say ‘assassin’. “Hitperson” makes it sound like some HR-designated position, awkwardly titled in some neutral, milquetoast way as not to offend anyone.

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Like the title of a Wes Anderson short, lol

It’s just a single shot of Bill Murray driving a car on a highway. He’s filmed from the passenger seat, and he’s telling a story of his dad, who worked as an engineer designing jet engines. And he’s all proud and going on and on.

And as he keeps talking, and as he keeps driving, you keep seeing shots of highway signs showing that you’re driving through rural Maryland on your way to Washington DC. You keep driving and he keeps telling a story about his father and how proud he was and eventually comes out that he worked for Boeing.

And you keep driving and he keeps telling a story and eventually you pull up in front of the building in Washington DC, and he gets out and the camera keeps pointing at the driver seat, but he walks out of frame and he walks into the building and you can hear some screaming in a couple gunshots and then cut to the credits.

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Oh, my mistake

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Even the judge hates that Google keeps shutting down projects unexpectedly

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so... there's weather on the sun.

huh...

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some people just want to see the world

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verdant support

Perhaps you meant “ardent support”? “Verdant” means ‘green’, and is a word you would use to describe a lawn or shrubbery. Perhaps a forest.

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