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EA wants to place in-game ads in its full-price AAA games, again ( www.techspot.com )

EA has tried this before, with predictable results. In 2020, EA Sports UFC 4 included full-screen ads for the Amazon Prime series The Boys that would appear during 'Replay' moments. These were absent from the game when it launched, with EA introducing the ads about a month later, thereby preventing them from being highlighted in...

foggy ,

I hope they do it, shorting their stock will be easy af.

Russia Victory Day parade: Only one tank on display as Vladimir Putin says country is going through 'difficult period' ( news.sky.com )

On 9 May every year, Russia celebrates Victory Day, putting on a large parade in honour of the country's victory over Nazi Germany 79 years ago - in what remains an important symbol of the country's national identity....

foggy ,

WhistlinDiesel could single handedly take on Moscow rn is what I'm hearing.

‘We will fight with our fingernails’ says Netanyahu after US threat to curb arms ( www.theguardian.com )

Benjamin Netanyahu has vowed that Israel will stand alone and “fight with our fingernails” in defiance of US threats to further restrict arms deliveries if Israeli forces proceeded with an offensive on the southern Gazan city of Rafah....

foggy ,

lol did he think that made them sound strong or tough, or does he realize it makes him sound like an emotional manbaby?

Dell responds to return-to-office resistance with VPN, badge tracking, and color-coding of employees ( arstechnica.com )

After reversing its position on remote work, Dell is reportedly implementing new tracking techniques on May 13 to ensure its workers are following the company's return-to-office (RTO) policy, The Register reported today, citing anonymous sources....

foggy ,

Did they think that'd give them good optics or do they just not care?

foggy ,

If a French-speaking person gives you shit for pronouncing words in French wrong, dare them to say "LinkedIn" in the presence of your English-speaking fluency and try to not humiliate themselves. Maybe first bait then with one they can do, like "Facebook" before crushing their spirits.

Like we could get mean with "squirrel" or "thorough" or "hedgehog", but those are less reasonable that they'd have fucking consistent practice with.

foggy ,

Leen koo din.

For some reason 3 syllables and for some reason a very rounded "ooh" that is absolutely nowhere to be found in its spelling.

foggy ,

If a French person wants to say "LinkedIn" is its own unique french word, then they can all STFU at any pronunciation of croissant they deem unworthy.

CrussAunt. Fight me.

LinkedIn is an English word. Pronounce it correctly, or we revoke your "tell anyone how to pronounce anything" card.

foggy ,

Yeah my point here is rooted in living amongst French speakers who will correct an American or British pronunciation of a word like croissant. And those same folks cannot pronounce "LinkedIn" even though it's far more pervasive in their vernacular than croissant is in ours.

But I only use this weapon as defense.

foggy ,

They (selfishly) believe that allowing the problem to flourish is what will get us to solve it.

They're not wrong. There's just way better, more humane approaches.

So you're mostly right. Because they know they have the wealth to weather the discomfort in comfort. But it is accurate that humans historically are fucking aces at reacting and kinda piss poor at proacting.

foggy ,

It's definitely illegal in the US. That's what jumped out at me to.

Just go bureaucracy on her ass and report herr for every little thing. She opened that door when she reported you being 5 mins late.

Report her for everything.

foggy ,

I'm unsure but I see secret.yml in there. Is that sensitive? You might want to update that ASAP if it is.

foggy ,

People who don't turn off notifications on their phones be like

foggy ,

Nobody is saying that in the US with the interest rates as high as they are...?

People are talking more about being stuck, locked in, and unable to move.

foggy , (edited )

Houses were cheaper then and wages were more in line with home costs?

Not sure the point you're trying to make. Rates are the issue in the face of the price.

One needs to fall. Price won't. Interest is the problem. They are all functions of one another.

[Serious] Why do so many people seem to hate veganism?

Seen a lot of posts on Lemmy with vegan-adjacent sentiments but the comments are typically very critical of vegan ideas, even when they don't come from vegans themselves. Why is this topic in particular so polarising on the internet? Especially since unlike politics for example, it seems like people don't really get upset by it...

foggy ,

It's simple: if you don't shove your ways in other people's faces, it's fine. If you do, it's not.

I don't care if you're vegan, but if you throw a BBQ and man the grill but don't cook any meat because it's not what you want, you're inviting criticism.

foggy ,

Bro rise and grind is in like 2 hrs what are you doing awake?

foggy ,

I saw this meme in bed before bed. I went downstairs to eat fruit snacks. I'm back in bed now. :)

foggy ,

$10 says they're backed up somewhere.

A company like Google has redundant backups in their veins.

Just sayin.

Where do the rural homeless near you live?

This seems to be something people don't always give second thought to. When people talk about the homeless, the first things thought about are images of people on busy city streets in rusty clothes waiting around near allies. In there, the answer is quite static, because it can be I guess. But if that's the case, change the...

foggy ,

There are homeless encampments near railyards, usually.

Beyond that, woodland trails that are near infrastructure, like highways.

foggy ,

Nothing ever neither always nor nevers.

Nothing never happens. Nothing always happens. Learn to live in the gray and you will be happy.

This is the least I can share to explain.

foggy ,

2015 truly was a great year until like September. Strong contender for best year this millennium.

foggy ,

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foggy ,

Driverless trucks will get Jesse James'd until they have armed guards.

Just a motivated criminal, a signal jammer, and a driverless truck enter an area with no signal. Just a happy criminal leaves.

foggy ,

Buying all of these machines VSTs ASAP lol. This will be a lot of fun.

foggy ,

Execs: what can we do?!

Jim from marketing: We could throw ads into windows 11... That'll get em flocking! People love ads!

foggy ,

Execs: Holy shit. Give him a raise.

Lay off everyone else while you're at it.

foggy ,

Windows 11 upgrade strategy was basically like

Microsoft: Hey gurl let's go out, I got a new whip!

You: ...okay, where we going?

Microsoft: uh, girlfriend. Nowhere. Look at you! Come on, we gotta get you looking ready to go out.

...oh no. Oh no, girl. This won't do it all. Call me when you get a nice outfit, k? Bye!

(Later)

Microsoft: 😢 why don't my friends answer my texts?

foggy ,

Still keeping the Fart Button team?

I'm sorry who TF does your accounting?

foggy ,

Why would you draw the line at the best flavor?

foggy ,

Yo I am also of the church of rush. 🟣

foggy ,

We dont infight in the church of rush, friend. There simply was no other emoji applicable.

foggy ,

I got a kind of funny story with regards to these..

My girlfriend's Brother's family are nudists. Well, casually. Among their family is a teenaged boy. He got targeted by some bad people on the internet who did not know about their family being nudists, and tried to extort him after getting him to send them naked photos.

Kid just laughed it off and told them he didn't care. Told his parents. They reported it. All done.

Having once been a teenager, and seeing how damaging these campaigns have been towards young kids, respect to that whole family and that kid. 👊

foggy ,

No.

Her brother has kids. My girlfriend doesn't. Those kids are her extended family. Not her primary family, or "family," colloquially.

foggy ,

Moving. I was in my mid 20s and I lived in a city with all my friends.

Really struggled with mental health. Felt like all my friends hated me. Turns out they were just mediocre friends.

Packed up and moved, solo.doing way better than I ever woulda done in that situation, I think.

foggy ,

Cause it ended in 2012, remember?

Remember? Before the fucking fever dream reality we entered?

foggy ,

Deadass laid off like 20,000 employees over 3 years while they retained the FART BUTTON team.

foggy ,

To give an example of why everyone is confused...

There's a dead horse pinned beneath a flaming tree on a wet ground. Occam's razor would tell us the tree fell on the horse after it was struck by lightning.

An eccentric explanation would be that the horse was cold so it went to the store to buy a lighter and a tank of gas, lit the tree on fire. The fire scared the horse so it dumped buckets of water in the tree, but it was too late. The flames caused it to fall on the horse, which killed it.

Do you see why there is no such thing of an eccentric example of Occam's razor? Occam's razor is the idea that least eccentric explanation is what probably happened.

foggy ,

Dude something fucking wild is brewing in cyber warfare. I can feel it in my news feed.

foggy ,

If you want dry and boring, do CompTIA and Cisco certs.

If you want fun, get into info sec and learn that way. Check out OWASP, Hackerone, Hack The Box, et al. These platforms will teach you about networking and security at the same time.

Neither is better. Depends on the person.

I recommend getting a VPS and playing around with all kinds of networking tools.

foggy ,

Holy shit... Can you imagine? That's like an actual nightmare where suddenly you're just falling to your death and you're like "welp, this sucks. Gonna die now."

But it's fucking real.

YSK there is a condition that makes your armpits smell worse called trichobacteriosis that is common and easy to treat

I was talking about hygiene with my partner who is a nurse and they were telling me that a lot of people remark that their armpits are smelling worse than normal and they are using more and more deodorant and people just think it is normal....

foggy ,

Yo that's funny. Maybe twice in my 20s I had a bout where I was like "damn my pits stank"

I basically unscientifically concluded that I had soaked my armpit hair in smelly armpit sweat, and every time e the armpit hair got sweaty it was releasing a stale stench. Like the hairs themselves were the problem, I figured.

So I trimmed my armpit hair.

Problem solved, both times.

Then in my 30s, a bandmate was like "yo my armpits stank" and I was like "homie it sounds odd but just trim your pits." Worked for him too.

So, my unscientific alternative, faster solution is to just shave your pits.

foggy ,

Just use a beard trimmer, you do t gotta go all the way.

Ingrown hairs in your armpit are bad news

foggy ,

pulls gun on man with 10 kids

Man with 10 kids opens mouth, grabs gun barrel with two hands, inserts barrel in mouth "Do it, let's go, bitch. My shift ends in 30 minutes I ain't got all day."

foggy ,

Name cheap has always been my favorite registrar to work with.

Great service, responsive support, normal prices. 🤷‍♂️

It's not hard to not piss off your clients in their industry but somehow GoDaddy and BlueHost tend to rank high on everyone's shit list.

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