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We can't even come together to wear a peice of cloth to slow the spread of a virus.

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See those training grounds? Light em up.

See those staging areas? Light em up.

See that general on the shitter? Light him the fuck up, especially. Those are worth 1000 xp

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Time for the US Navy to sail in and say "Whatsup, bitches?"

Shake a sword at us and our Marines stationed on the ship will eat it with a side of crayons.

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"The pursuit of technology exists to make human life easier and more pleasurable, but once such forces intrude upon the most intimate parts of our lives, we then forfeit our very soul."- Kevin Conway aka The Control Voice

The Outer Limits was fucking awesome!

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Thanks, I misspelled his first name, too.

Didn't have my morning coffee and get fully woken up before that, lol

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The Beatles and a dude falling out of a tank with his head on fire. What a time to be alive.

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They want food or something?

North Korea does this all the time. Someone get the Bolsheviks a snickers. They ain't right when they hangry.

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Sheesh. Dime Store Rambo fucked that grenade throw badly.

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Boy, once the Republicans stopped gobbling Russian cock and the Ukrainians finally got weapons, these numbers shot right back up.

I can't wait until they start hitting bases in Russia, especially training areas in Mordor.

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Needs a small drone to fly in and pop the balloons and the dad.

TransplantedSconie ,
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sprays face with krokodil

"What a glorious day!!"

🌻🪦🌻

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Just fly it through the window. The concussion alone kills and has the added bonus of dropping the ceiling down and possibly the house if it's a big enough explosion

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Oh, places will be underwater.

It will be salt water.

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I'd have been scrambling to build desalination plants and asking for help from the US.

Thirsty Thursday will take on a whole new meaning on June 27th.

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Maybe instead of powering AI with nuclear power, we power desalination plants and pumping infrastructure.

All AI will give is recipes made with glue and poop knives.

Water stops thirsty hordes from breaking down your gates.

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State Senator adjusts bifocals

"What the hell is a poop knife?"

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Incoming DMs from totally real babes asking thirsty incels for credit card numbers.

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No it's not.

Guess it is for some people. Don't know why it opens right up for me. It probably knows I have no money for such things.

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The decision by U.S. District Judge Matthew Kacsmaryk, an appointee of former President Donald Trump

This asshole is going to be an ongoing problem.
Hes the same guy going after the abortion pill mifepristone.

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Weird. It opens right up for me.

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Sounds like some perfect targets for ATACMs with cluster munitions. Liven up those drills for the orks.

Georgia’s ‘foreign agents’ law could be dropped in return for US support bill ( www.theguardian.com )

A “foreign agents” law that has brought hundreds of thousands of people on to the streets of Georgia’s capital of Tbilisi could be dropped in return for a package of economic and security support from Washington, the ruling party has hinted....

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Sounds like Putins Republican Cockholsters will be making another trip to Moscow on July 4th.

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me not knowing the breed looks them up via DDG

So she was basically mauled by the Demon Dogs from Ghostbusters.

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Light it up again plz. Let's help the sea heal by creating some new reefs. Some come with fish food inside!

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They are already leaking fuel and other nasty stuff. Russian ships are shit. At least by being blown up they catch fire and burn most of it off

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Yeah I know, but I can dream can't I?

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Damn. This could throw a monkey wrench into the region.

Helicopter crashes are usually not something you walk away from.

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Every year, we dump wildflowers in three spots on our property, and every spring, I spread clover seeds the entirety of my lawn.

Each year, the clover takes over more and more, and with that, you get a short lawn that is drought resistant and bee friendly.

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I just looked up what type of clover grows well in my climate, then every spring, I order a 5 lb bag and just walk around throwing that everywhere. Add some water and let it go nuts. Once clover is established, it starts to spread on its own, but I like to give it more friends to speed up the process. Plus, bunnies love it, and with bunnies comes bunny poop. It's one of the best fertilizers you'll find. It's a work in progress, but once it's completed, I'll have to mow like 2 times a season, I won't have to worry about weeds, and it doesn't need fertilizer. Clover is an incredible plant and I can't wait until it's completed.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That is some funny shit right there

TransplantedSconie ,
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Imagine being such a chode you throw away a great brand name that people have known worldwide for 18 years.

Elmo is a fucking moron.

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That's what I'm getting at. The site itself was pure poison, but the logo, the term "tweet" was literally genius.

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That's one sure-fire way to get rid of fascists.

My grandfather did it in the 1940s.

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They have acquired the taste for the sweetest of man-flesh.

I wish them well on their hunt.

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Give them time. They haven't figured out how to open the can yet.

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I don't know about you guys, but I never lose my keys anymore.
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