SplashJackson

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SplashJackson ,

They can raise the price and try to FOMO me into buying it, and I can lower the price to free

SplashJackson ,

Just another coffin in the nail of the internet, something that could have been so wonderful, a proto-hive mind full of human knowledge and creativity, and now it's turning to shite

SplashJackson ,

I saw a story about this every day for the last four days. Why this product getting so much pushing?

SplashJackson ,

Sounds like a closeted robosexual to me. You don't need to deny it! I'd fuck a robot too. Maybe just the chick from Tron Legacy

SplashJackson ,

Just smart phones? Or can I charge my gameboy with this?

Canadian Home Prices "Need" To Be High To Pay For Retirements: PM - Better Dwelling ( betterdwelling.com )

Canadian real estate prices have surged in almost every market, with a typical home price doubling in many regions. A median household in major cities like Toronto and Vancouver would need to save over 20 years for just the down payment, more than 3x the historic average. Seems absurd? The outlandish scenario was apparently a...

SplashJackson ,

Perhaps instead of giving up on home ownership, today's generations should give up on not guillotining the 1%

CEO of Google Says It Has No Solution for Its AI Providing Wildly Incorrect Information ( futurism.com )

You know how Google's new feature called AI Overviews is prone to spitting out wildly incorrect answers to search queries? In one instance, AI Overviews told a user to use glue on pizza to make sure the cheese won't slide off (pssst...please don't do this.)...

SplashJackson ,

I got a solution, stop being a lil baby and turn off the AI and go on to the next big thing. CRISPR, maybe? Not techbro enough? Make it like Crypto Crispr, only you own this little piece of DNA, and all the corporations that can read the ledger and get your biometrics

SplashJackson ,

Why did they name it like a multiplayer tetris and then not even offer tetris on the platform

SplashJackson ,

It's great, although a little unfair, and perhaps illegal in some draconian jurisdictions, to use nets while fishing

SplashJackson ,

I like the flower guns, wish I had one for my garden

SplashJackson ,

I'd love it if Stephen Hawking and Freddy Mercury were alive again

SplashJackson ,

Mine decided that starting with Windows was like spitting in a baby's eye and disabled it for everyone, now I have to remember to turn it on or write a batch file but I'd rather not because Teams is fuckered

SplashJackson ,

Fuckin finally, I been waiting years to play Quest 64 in HD!

Man known as ‘eunuch maker’ who streamed mutilations is jailed for life ( www.theguardian.com )

Marius Gustavson, 46, was involved in procedures that were ‘little short of human butchery’, UK court heard. The leader of a “grisly and gruesome” extreme body modification network who streamed mutilations on his “eunuch maker” website has been jailed for life with a minimum term of 22 years....

SplashJackson ,

What the fuck? How do people get like this?

US warns of Russian hackers targeting operational technology in water systems across North America and Europe ( www.nextgov.com )

The advisory, which also includes French, Canadian and British authorities, says that pro-Russia activists are “targeting and compromising” operational technology platforms that underpin wastewater and water treatment systems, at times posing physical threats to safety....

SplashJackson ,

We should go back to Nintendo versus Sega times, give me my Dreamcast 2 and my Virtual Boy Advance

I just finished setting up Linux Mint for an old buddy of mine on his old dog of a laptop, rendering it useful once again! ( i.imgur.com )

Edit 2: to everyone suggesting an SDD: i know. Look, if this guy had enough $$$ for an SSD, he could buy a used lappy less than half the age of this one that has an ssd and 2-3x the memory....

SplashJackson ,

Does he know how to use Linux?

SplashJackson ,

That's awesome! Good for him. You're a good friend.

SplashJackson ,

I set up a linux laptop for my three year old. He plays Putt-Putt, Commander Keen, and Wolfenstein 3D. You're never too old to get into computing!

Perfect Dark Reboot Is Allegedly In Bad Shape ( www.gamespot.com )

I don't think big companies know how to make a good FPS campaign anymore, let alone hone in on classic deathmatch multiplayer. The last FPS I bought was Half-Life: Alyx four years ago, and the first one to come along and interest me since then was Phantom Fury, but I'm letting that one iron out bugs for a few weeks before I...

SplashJackson ,

I think that adding wheels was the real GOAT of bicycling tech

SplashJackson ,

I like the Voodoo 2 but then again I play Quake and MDK

SplashJackson ,

Where I come from, Screech is an alcoholic "drink", but I wish it was also owls

SplashJackson ,

My Windows laptop today asked me if I wanted to upgrade to Windows 11 after I've already told it No, several times. So I whipped out my dick and slapped it against the screen until I blew all over it, and Bill Gates could do nothing to stop me, the little bitch

SplashJackson ,

Didn't that game come out for like DOS? Why did they wait so long to release modding tools?

SplashJackson ,

But why was this attacking novels? Are comic books safe?

SplashJackson ,

I like to play playstation and also playstation 2

SplashJackson ,

That is a cacodemon, this is clearly Doom (1993)

SplashJackson ,

He looks so happy; I hope that someday, I'll find an occupation that I love too

SplashJackson ,

I believe they called it Beast Wars outside of Canada

SplashJackson ,

Pass me on white power, give me my Turtle Power

SplashJackson ,

I think you might like Deus Ex. You play as this dude named JC Denton and you try to solve who stole the Statue of Liberty's head. I think. It's been a couple years. But I rememer the voice acting being top notch, especially in the Hong Kong level

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