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I'm just this guy, you know?

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I could see it being useful if it was an accessory to your phone. Not having to dig my phone out of my pocket to take a picture of something to look it up, or having a push-to-talk badge or pendant would make it more convenient, especially for folks like me who don't wear watches. And with Bluetooth it would have decent battery life.

But the damn thing can't even set a timer.

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Apple has a ton of engineering experience with hinges from their laptop days, and even the old lampshade-style iMac.

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Yeah, you tend to learn from those sort of mistakes

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For more inclusive piracy, check out Our Flag Means Death

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The first thing I do when I have an FTL ship is flying out about a hundred light years and grabbing these important pieces of culture

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Once I've delivered them as torrents to the people of earth, I'm going out to find a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster

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There's a new theory that the ramps were actually internal. I like it because it means they don't need to bring a lot of extra material and manpower to the site just for the ramps since they're built into the structure of the same material.

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I think it has more to do with maintaining a manufacturing base for defense than it is about jobs or the economy.

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Nation-states were a stupid idea to begin with

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I was a teenager who wanted to be a 1337 haxxor so I found out what warez were, and then wanted to play a bunch of games for free.

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Shipbuilding and car manufacturing both have extensive defense applications. They'll keep both around because if there's a war they need a local industry.

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Now pack it full of explosives and drive it into the Kursk bridge

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Did the union buster bluster buffalo the buffalo Buffalo buffalo?

If Reddit had a soul/conscience, I think it was us, and we're all on Lemmy now...

As a little background, I didn't actively use Reddit for months following the blackout. I still barely stop in over there and if I do I'm never logged in our contributing to the communities there (where I was previously a daily poster/commenter)....

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If Lemmy ever becomes as popular as Reddit, the same thing will happen.

The Eternal September claims every social network eventually

Dell responds to return-to-office resistance with VPN, badge tracking, and color-coding of employees ( arstechnica.com )

After reversing its position on remote work, Dell is reportedly implementing new tracking techniques on May 13 to ensure its workers are following the company's return-to-office (RTO) policy, The Register reported today, citing anonymous sources....

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It's a way to cut headcount without doing layoffs. It's usually followed one or two quarters later by an actual layoff.

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I remember when commercial breaks were the time when you went to the bathroom/got snacks and then ran back and jumped over the couch to get back before the show started again.

But most ads don't work on a conscious level. They're there to make whatever is being advertised seem normal and good, like birds singing in the trees, background noise you associate with good feelings. The point isn't to get people to engage rationally. The point is to elicit positive emotions and associate them with a brand.

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I don't think I'm going to ever buy a car made after 2020. Maybe earlier. None of the new features really appeal to me, and there are a lot of things like this that actively turn me off from wanting a new car.

If they could just give me an electric version of a 1985 VW Golf I'd be happy as a clam. But they want to put me in some lumpy, heavy, clumsy CUV with tracking technology and all the touchscreens and I don't like it.

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I love how microchips look like really well-organized Factorio maps

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I'm not insulted, I'm angry at my fellow men for being such consistent shitheads that it's true.

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I would agree that most men need to be excluded from society

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Of course I know the bear, he's me

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Show them the original post. If they go "Yup" then they get to stay. If they feel the need to write a NOTALLMEN rant they get shown the door.

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You can leave.

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Replying to counter the chuds and say you're absolutely right, but that I don't know a way to get this through other men's thick skulls.

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If you're a man and you're not horrified at the behavior of men then you haven't talked to enough women.

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If you're going to blame some vague notion like "the Patriarchy" for the behavior of men it doesn't make me think you're an especially enlightened person.

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You know what's more insulting to me as a man? The fact that one out of every six women will be sexually assaulted.

Being told that women are afraid of men isn't insulting; it's reasonable.

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If being told that your gender is a threat makes you an enemy you were never going to be an ally in the first place.

Fuck I hate my gender. Bunch of goddamn babies.

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I think the reason they're useful for writing code is that there's a third party - the parser or compiler - that checks their work. I've used LLMs to write code as well, and it didn't always get me something that worked but I was easily able to catch the error.

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Intermediate? Nah, junior. They're cheaper after all.

But senior devs do a lot more than output code. Sometimes - like Bill Atkinson's famous -2000 line change to Quickdraw - their jobs involve a lot of complex logic and very little actual code output.

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Not just Little Ben, but also Medium Ben and Not-Quite-As-Big-As-Big-Ben Ben

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My kids were big into Duolingo, one learning Finnish and the other learning Japanese. So I didn't mind paying for extra stuff because, hey, it's educational.

But then I'd ask them to say something in Japanese, or what something says - we watch a lot of anime - and they wouldn't be able to. So I don't pay for it anymore because it's not actually educational.

Interestingly, I'm watching this great video as I type this which compares Duolingo to a casino, and I don't entirely disagree.

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You're absolutely right. If my kids were living in Finland or Japan then practicing the language they experience every day would help to form the connections that make a language "stick." I'm reminded of the only good scene from The Thirteenth Warrior where Antonio Banderas explains how he learned the Viking language with two words: "I listen."

That being said, it's far better than my education in French. I took four years in high school and three semesters in college and can barely understand it. Plus I didn't have nearly as much fun as them.

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favored increasing revenue from ads instead of user experience and functionality

That just makes sense. Companies want to make their customers happy, and users aren't Google's customers

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The Electric Monk was a labour-saving device, like a dishwasher or a video recorder. Dishwashers washed tedious dishes for you, thus saving you the bother of washing them yourself, video recorders watched tedious television for you, thus saving you the bother of looking at it yourself; Electric Monks believed things for you, thus saving you what was becoming an increasingly onerous task, that of believing all the things the world expected you to believe.

Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things, more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they’d have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City. It had never heard of Salt Lake City, of course. Nor had it ever heard of a quingigillion, which was roughly the number of miles between this valley and the Great Salt Lake of Utah.

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I didn't know this before and it adds credence to my feeling that it's better to let my tank get below 1/4 full before filling it up, rather than continually topping it up.

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These higher-paid workers used to be promoted to senior management or even executive roles. But since people are working longer than ever, those roles aren't available and people are getting stuck.

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I remember those days. Except back then you had the added challenge of finding space for it on your 1.2GB hard drive

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I can be at home, but it's not until I'm in comfy pants, on the couch, with a drink in hand that I'm home

X automatically changed 'Twitter' to 'X' in domain names, breaking legit URLs ( mashable.com )

On Monday, it appears X attempted to encourage users to cease referring to it as Twitter and instead adopt the name X. Some users began noticing that posts viewed via X for iOS were changing any references of "Twitter.com" to "X.com" automatically....

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One of the rules of branding is to choose a unique name to prevent confusion. Half the time I see the X logo I don't know if they're talking about X11 or the website formerly known as Twitter

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Normal SUVs are so huge one that's the size of a house is considered "compact."

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I’ve got 20+ years of professional experience at all different levels. I can take an idea and turn it into a Docker image with fully automated CI/CD on myriad cloud platforms.

K8s is still black magic to me.

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I feel pretty secure in my job, because in the future I’ll talk to the customers so the AI doesn’t have to instead of the engineers.

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Flying on Mars is a lot harder than flying on Earth. If you don't believe me, listen to this developer of the flight sim X-Plane. The fact that they were able to get it to work at all is astounding.

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Jon Stewart is the Millennial Walter Cronkite.

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