ParabolicMotion

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ParabolicMotion , (edited )

I’d tell you, but it would be best to show you first with a cadaver dog and a walk around my parents’ place. Otherwise, no one would believe me.

The immediate downvotes are most likely my distant cousins who want me to stop talking about that. If there was nothing to hide, why downvote it? Why not bring out cadaver dogs and put me in my place by showing me I’m wrong?

ParabolicMotion ,

Those people probably got the triad, though. Do you still wet the bed? Do you start fires? Do you torture animals? No? Then you’re probably fine! Being an introvert doesn’t necessarily make you a potential serial killer. Now, if you fit the triad, you might want to get some help.

ParabolicMotion ,

He looks like he’s posing for a Dos Equis commercial. He looks so…interesting!

ParabolicMotion ,

Norway might not be accurately described in this map. While walking through the airport, every airport worker kept trying to speak to me in Norwegian. I don’t know any words in their language. It would be cool if I did, but I don’t. Anyway, they always looked confused, repeated themselves more slowly, and waited for a response from me. Eventually, I realized one of them was asking me about my backpack.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Thank you. I have tried to divorce him twice, and he fails to appear for the final ruling. Last time this happened, the judge threw it out. In my county, the court will throw it out if both parties don’t appear.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Right? My husband did physically abuse me and I had to have a temporary restraining order against him. I wonder if women in Missouri can even get a restraining order in those situations after the types of laws they are passing. I’m very concerned for women in Missouri after reading that.

Your cat is so cute! It looks like he, or she, has claimed your bed as his own.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

No one really asked you for your opinion on my mental health in the middle of a post about my cat. I’m sorry you are offended by my posts regarding my husband being missing, but if it offends you, you don’t need comment upon it. You also admitted to stalking my account by going through all of my past posts and comments. You actually wasted time from your day, to dig through the account history of a stranger (unless I know you in real life), so that you could harass me in a post that isn’t even about those other topics. You’re a creep. You need mental help. You think I’m paranoid? When I have people like you stalking my page, and digging through my past posts and comments, it shouldn’t surprise anyone that I am concerned over being stalked. I’m blocking you so that you can’t stalk my page any longer. I hope you seek mental help for your problems.

ParabolicMotion ,

Where are all these “women choosing bears” memes originating?

ParabolicMotion ,

It’s like I’m looking at a line from a Pretty Reckless song, but it’s not about a party.

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ParabolicMotion , (edited )

It isn’t. If you’ve ever been raped in your sleep, by someone, then you’d understand. My husband knew that his half brother’s dad raped me in my sleep when visiting our apartment years ago. I thought my son was my husband’s son. My husband later told me what happened to me that night.

I went to sleep, and my husband let that person into our apartment to hang out. At some point, the guy found his way to our bedroom where I was already asleep, because I had to go to work the next morning. Apparently, my sort of situation isn’t that rare.

ParabolicMotion ,

The guy who did it used to brag that he could put his dog to sleep by holding down its jugular, usually in a headlock, until it passed out. He use to brag about this, in an addition to all of the Krav Maga he knew. I don’t exactly know what happened to me. All I know is, I was asleep. I’m grateful for my son. I love my son very much. It’s just often awkward to explain to people who weren’t there when that happened. I usually just keep it to myself. My husband use to make comments about it all the time. In fact, when my son was born, he kept complaining that NJ (the guy’s initials for anonymity here), should be there at the hospital. He hadn’t explained what happened to me, at that point, so I was really confused. Why would I want my brother in law’s dad there, right?

Anyway, I usually give up on explaining it to other people, because it’s usually met with a lot of angry disbelief. I usually tell people if they don’t believe me, they can just go ask my husband. Unfortunately, all of aftermath of my son’s birth led to us separating multiple times. I want court ordered dna tests, but I have no idea where NJ is, and I have been told that NJ is not even the name that is on that guy’s actual birth certificate. When my son eventually takes a test like ancestry.com’s dna test, it will link his paternal relatives to him. Through that, everyone will eventually realize it was NJ that made him, even if NJ is probably not in the ancestry.com system with his own dna sample.

ParabolicMotion , (edited )

Yep. Obscenities and anger. That is usually the type of responses I receive when trying to address this issue. It is usually male commenters that want me to shut up, and are trying to make me remove my comment. I hope your girlfriend or wife doesn’t have this same experience involving being violated in her sleep. Perhaps with someone like you, as a partner, she will just be forced to keep it to herself, even if you witnessed the assault occur. Oh well. Not my problem, I guess. I’m just another Lemmy reader who doesn’t want to see that happen to another woman. Don’t mind me.

ParabolicMotion , (edited )

The guy who did it was related to the chief of police, who is now the mayor of the city in which my husband and I resided. I also learned that the man who raped me is related to me. My mother is trying to cover it all up now, and wants me to shut up about it. I know it doesn’t seem reasonable, but dna testing would really support what I’m saying.

ParabolicMotion ,

No, my husband isn’t their dad. He and I already established that. I don’t think you understand what I am trying to explain. Please read my original comment.

Do you clean the opening on your glass bottles?

Spouse and I have a discussion on what to do after you pour a sauce out of a glass bottle. I do nothing but my wife takes her finger and wipes the excess from the bottle before she puts the lid back on. I think touching the food is disgusting and she thinks leaving it there to gum up the lid is disgusting. What do people do?

ParabolicMotion ,

If it’s hot sauce, I typically use a napkin to wipe away the residual amount that runs down the neck of the bottle. That’s the only condiment that seems to have that problem. I don’t think I’ve ever had ketchup, mustard, or bbq sauce leak from a bottle so badly that it required me to clean the bottle after using it.

ParabolicMotion ,

Can I just vote for Maynard instead? I guess it wouldn’t matter, I’m registered as democrat.

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The Garden of Eden was based on The Galápagos Islands.

I’m kidding here, but the similarities are odd. The weather is always between 70F and 85F all year round. The biggest threat to you on the island are apples. You shouldn’t eat the apples that grow on the island; the small green ones are poisonous. Oh, and it isn’t easy to immigrate there. It’s a place where only few...

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Charles Darwin did not create the idea of social Darwinism, though. He suggested the biological evolution of species over time. People often pair the two ideas together because his last name is part of the word “Darwinism”.

ParabolicMotion ,

Global policing

We aren’t required to get involved, but we do. We always do.

ParabolicMotion ,

I felt my two words needed an explanation.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

It is truly a case of the elderly vs. the elderly.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

It’s sort of the same situation, or at least it was until yesterday. Yesterday she started pooping in the hallways.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

I recently bathed her and clipped her fur, but I’m not a professional. I just worry that if she is under stress by being transported to a groomer, and around strangers, she might have a heart attack.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Hahaha!

ParabolicMotion OP ,

The funny part is, she has been desperately trying to sit in his lap when I’m gone, during the day. I think he would miss her if she was out outside.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

That’s so sweet of you. Way to be a good cat owner!

ParabolicMotion OP ,

He recently hurt his back so badly that I had to help him get in and out of bed at night, and in the morning. When I was pregnant with my son, my foot broke because I fell down a ramp at work. I had to be placed in a boot and given a wheelchair because I couldn’t balance on crutches. I spent the night at his house, after that happened, and their hallway was too narrow for my wheelchair to fit. I asked for help and was told to stop complaining. I had to crawl to the toilet, down the hallway, because no one would help me. He brags about he used to intern at a hospital when he was in college. His job? Helping patients when the doctors placed them in traction with broken legs. I refuse to believe this man is my biological father. I swear he had someone else spit in an ancestry dna tube and just registered the tube to his email account.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Here are the details. I believe I blocked out all personal information. I was also asked by the veterinary team NOT to take video of the exam, and not to capture any of the team in any of the photos. As per their requests, the photo only contains Blue. The subsequent photos only contain medical and billing details.

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It has been a long day. If I neglected to block out any personal information, please message me.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Thank you. He has a rough journey ahead of him in the next couple of months, but support from people like you has helped so much already. Thank you so much!

ParabolicMotion OP ,

That’s interesting! I’m sorry you, and your cat, had to go through all of that. If you don’t mind me asking, what was the name of the enzyme?

ParabolicMotion OP ,

That’s awesome! I’ll look into that. I didn’t know cats could ingest papaya. Very cool.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Thank you. I have been trying to get a picture of his teeth, but it might take two people to make that happen. I will keep posting updates, for sure!

ParabolicMotion OP ,

Thank you! I don’t know if he’s happy about all of the extra holding and cuddles he is receiving lately, since he is a very independent cat, but I’m happy about it.

What if the only reason countries, like the U.S., agree to arm other countries when they are in conflict, is because international billionaires have placed bets on which country will win?

I mean, if the super wealthy are sitting back, in their mansions, when each of these conflicts erupts, and they start placing bets on which side wins, it might play a role in which side our government leaders choose to arm/support.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

I didn’t say anything about tracking thoughts; just location of a person.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

People are downvoting me on this one, but everyone has a phone that already tracks their GPS coordinates every second of the day (it’s used by your fitness tracker apps, for steps). You probably have your phone in you pocket, or your hand, all day, while it tracks your every step and location. Now, just imagine that tracker is in your body, just after birth. Not a whole phone, but just a small chip.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

The government probably wouldn’t have enough money to hire people to watch our chip movements 24/7. It would probably just be a tool to use as evidence in the case of a missing person, or for verifying alibis when crimes are reported. I could be wrong. You think someone would spend their 9AM-5PM watching your gps dot move on a map? Think there’s a man, or woman, to take the next shift and watch it stay in one spot, while you sleep? That would be tough to believe, unless you’re someone really important to the government; like the president.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

They can already track all of that through your phone.

I just want an internal chip that monitors location AND vitals (heart rate, BP, Specific Oxygen…), so that EMS can be alerted the moment that a person is in severe distress.

ParabolicMotion OP ,

I used to put my phone in a faraday bag until I realized that it blocks location services from being used, which is apparently illegal where I live.

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