Etterra ,

Inevitably. That's the goal of most tech startups; hype themselves up and sell out for as many millions as possible. Meanwhile honest labor, education, and trades workers can't afford houses.

Wispy2891 ,

HP is reportedly one of the companies that Humane was in talks with over a potential sale

They didn’t learn the lesson with webos? They lost billions even if that was a good os with good phones.

Can’t imagine anyone wanting to buy this company for more than 1million and that’s just because of patents and devs (acquihire - where the buyer is only interested in ip and devs and doesn’t care at all about the actual product)

Ultraviolet ,

I'm sure there's some MBA douche stupid enough to buy it.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

I could see Apple buying it. The form factor makes sense, it's the fact that it relies on AI and has its own cell connection are the main issues. If I could tap it and have Siri take dictation or take a picture of something to get more information it would be pretty neat.

dependencyinjection ,

Apple already have the perfect form factor, it’s called a phone.

GamingChairModel ,

Or, if you want something smaller, they have a watch.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
@Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world avatar

What if I don't wear a watch?

phoneymouse ,

I don’t see how the AI assistant won’t eventually just end up on the smartphone. And, given that it’s not always appropriate to talk out loud to your phone, being able to use it with a screen makes it the perfect device for it.

Zron ,

That’s why they made it a pin.

Sure you can sell an app on the App Store, but most people won’t pay more than 5 bucks for an app, and even that’s stretching it. And the subscription market is already over saturated. So how do you make a boatload of cash? Sell overpriced hardware that needs to be “upgraded” every year or 2 to use new features, and include a subscription to use the thing in the first place.

They wanted to pull an Apple and lock people into their hardware ecosystem. I guarantee there was a plan for them to release an AI phone in the next 5 years if this thing did well.

What they missed is Apple products are generally pleasant to use on a daily basis. From what everyone said, this thing was hot garbage and slow to respond to queries.

dependencyinjection ,

It will just come as standard with phones. Apple made a deal with OpenAI so it’s only a matter of time until Samsung does the same. Then it becomes a selling point for the device.

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

I am also seeking a $1 billion buy out, to compensate for years of being underpaid! What a coincidence!

mPony ,

I'd buy you out but all I have is my 20 bucks from streaming music revenue and I'm going to spend that on beer.

downhomechunk ,
@downhomechunk@midwest.social avatar

A 6 pack of good beer or a 30 pack of piss?

mPony ,

oh jesus, GOOD beer.
how anyone can drink sub-par beer is fucking beyond me. Drinking that stuff is just self-disrespect. I mean, I get it, but, just, no.

downhomechunk ,
@downhomechunk@midwest.social avatar

I can confidently say as a recovering alcoholic that I would have bought neither. I would gave gone with a handle of the cheapest vodka in the store and a pouch of drum, bugler or Samson. And that would have been my 3 meals for the day.

mPony ,

well bud, I must admit that does sound a bit rough. I wish you well in your recovery.

bizzle ,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

If you even made one dollar off your own music, that's fuckin cool. You earned that beer!

What's your band called?

mPony ,

we're called The Three Leonards. We do covers of pop songs in a pastiche of mid-1980's Leonard Cohen, and yes it's pretty different than music other people make today. Folks seem to like our covers of Toxic and Rusted From The Rain quite a bit.

And yeah, we friggin' earned that beer.

bizzle ,
@bizzle@lemmy.world avatar

You guys rock surprisingly hard

mPony ,

a) Thank you :) That's super nice to see, first thing in the morning.
b) Please tell your friends
c) Which ones do you like best?

HootinNHollerin ,

ask for 1B valuation with only ~7M in sales + ~240k/mo subscription revenue… hmmmm gonna be a no for me Dogg

WhatAmLemmy ,

The entire company was a pump and dump scheme. They're gonna continue the pump until dump or bankruptcy.

Natanael ,

Extremely expected for a company that used to be all on in NFTs

shakcked ,

That's Rabbit not Humane AI. These two clowns came from Apple and started Humane

4z01235 ,

I'm honestly surprised they made 10,000 sales.

Diplomjodler3 ,

Every web outlet and influencer with more than 1000 followers bought one. But that's all they're ever going to sell.

dustyData ,

Isn't it ironic that most likely, all their sales were used to make videos roasting their shitty product?

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