Rooskie91 ,

Finding new and exciting ways to make cars more dangerous. What an inovator.

Nougat ,

There's a reason we don't have hood ornaments anymore, but somehow a vehicle completely constructed of sharp corners and edges is just fine.

NuXCOM_90Percent ,

The two aren't linked?

Hood ornaments were mostly an artifact of how radiators used to be filled. There was SOME discussion of whether they are more dangerous to a pedestrian but most were flimsy to the point that the corpse rolling up on your hood would snap it off rather than get impaled like a Spindlebeast is running a train on them.

Mostly... it was a mix of people wanting "sleek" cars coupled with those inevitably getting broken off and stolen.

veeesix ,
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Bdesign thought that the cut was small, like a paper cut, until blood started spurting out from the wound. The Tesla inspectors who were there and even described that the vehicle "can be dangerous" panicked but helped.

Oh good, multiple witnesses.

RootBeerGuy ,
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...from Tesla.

fuckwit_mcbumcrumble ,

The owner, known only as "Bdesign"

TachyonTele ,

Oh jeez, I thought you were making a reference to something. Yikes.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

The Cybertruck deemed him unworthy. Only the most based may ride the greatest vehicle in all of human history, if not the history of the universe.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

In reality the truck is possessed by a demon that wanted a blood offering.

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

Why not both?

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