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ansiz , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

Biden should at least go full Office Space and move all of their desks to the basement of the Supreme Court building. Maybe pass an executive order where the justices all have to ride to work together on a special Supreme Court short bus. I'm fine if he keeps it petty but I just hope he does something to show how dumb of a ruling it is (but probably won't).

Melatonin ,

This is a fine idea

ramble81 , in A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy

Pro tip for guys (by a guy): Always make sure she has at least one orgasm before you blow your load. Commit to oral and you’ll go a long way.

MissJinx , in A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

look you guys gotta understand that women's orgasm is a bit different. We can have amazing sex and not orgasm and it's ok. A woman can orgasm without even touching herself, that's how "in the head" we are. Its good either way. If you really want to make her cum try oral.

gaael ,

I've had a penis since birth and I can still have amazing sex without orgasming. For me it's more a matter of habit. When I started having sex, I wanted to orgasm every time. As I got more experienced, I started enjoying all the other stuff in sex more, and I regularly have sex with my partner without orgasming - most of my orgasms now come from masturbation.

Lost_My_Mind , in A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy

I tried faking an orgasm once. It didn't work. I'm a guy, and she instantly called my bluff.

asteriskeverything OP ,

You forgot to flex your kegals. Then claim dehydration.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Actually I think it was the poor acting, and the fact that I still had an erection.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in A faked orgasm is just another kind of participation trophy

If someone spends the time to fake an orgasm to make me feel good then they are pretty cool.

LNRDrone ,

Sure, sounds good in the short term. Probably better in the long term to be honest and figure out something that lets everyone to have an orgasm though.

intensely_human ,

And lets people give orgasms. Someone who fakes an orgasm robs their partner of the opportunity to give orgasms.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Eh, it's better to communicate with your partner and give them a chance to get you there by other means.

Gullible ,

This assumes that the person faking it expects continued interaction and/or safety. Women often fake it with flings when they simply want things to finish and don’t want to have an awkward conversation with the person they never intend to see again. They also fake it to avoid confrontation due to perceived emasculation.

Now, if you feel safe in your non-transient relationship, this is literally the best advice in the world.

intensely_human ,

My god why would you have sex with a person you never intend on speaking to again?

Gullible ,

Cuz sex is fun. I’m not gonna slut shame.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

So they can fake an orgasm obviously.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

spoken like an incel who doesn't understand trust.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Which one is the incel?

Me or the one I’m having sex with?

bitwolf , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

He can forgive student loans anyway despite being sued.

evidences ,

Not possible in the way you think. First of all he wasn't being sued over student loan forgiveness the government was, generally speaking you can't sue the president.

Second the supreme court ruling is about criminal liability, that is/was a civil case.

And lastly of the 400 billion in student loan debt that order would have forgiven the Biden administration has managed to claw back something like 170 billion in loan forgiveness through other means.

Beetschnapps ,

“Other means” being what is directly inline with the unitary executive theory that conservatives have been pushing on you for decades.

JUST WAVE THE WAND is why people hate Obama.

Hackworth , in Hive mentality is the opposite of creativity.

I am legion.

Kolanaki , in Hive mentality is the opposite of creativity.
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I would have agreed once; but I know about the SCP Wiki. Literally a creative hive mind. If you don't know what it is: It's a collection of fiction that is derived from an entire community writing, editing, and voting for things into and out of the overall lore.

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Hive mentality is the opposite of creativity.

I bet a group can make someone truly beautiful and creative, together

PeriodicallyPedantic , in Why don't low birth-rate countries make immigration to their country easier?

Because racism

Holyginz , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

If only

aaaaace , in qzs

Pulling into an area, the odds of unwanted clinging proximity decrease with more turns made and the more gnarly the road choices appear.

Simple flow chart with unpopular choices. Three gnarly turns in a row is pretty solid.

If it's ugly looking, of course walk it first. Even big puddles will deter weaklings and tweaklings.

Thus I've woken in the middle of the night because the moon has come up and I'm surrounded by lowing cows, or being bumped by a bear, or being practically deafened by profound silence (mostly).

ristoril_zip , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

I think technically he could order someone with the legal authority to use lethal force to do that. So probably the NSA or CIA.

wildcardology ,

CIA "can't" operate within US soil.

RizzRustbolt , in qzs

Reverse Monty Hall problem. With two cars next to each other, yours is less likely to be broken into.

fsxylo , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

They sent it back to a lower court so the actual details can be delayed and decided after the election.

So no, Biden can't. If trump wins he most certainly can.

Both sides

dmMeYourNudes OP ,

To decide if the list of trumps illegal actions are considered official like social media posts. Now that the rule is set to protect anything official Biden only has to put it on white house stationary to make any action legal.

bizarroland ,

Okay so in that case what Biden could do is go ahead and execute all of his political opponents and then if the lower court returns that the ruling of the supreme Court is unconstitutional than the new supreme Court can decide whether or not to uphold that.

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