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snek_boi OP , in Lemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct payments
  1. Of course, people should donate to make Lemmy sustainable.
  2. I recognize that this is true of any website that is not enshitified or, more broadly, is designed to maximize profits. Websites made with libre software are the public libraries of the internet!
Mbourgon , in Does Big Ben imply the existence of a Little Ben?
sgibson5150 OP ,
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GTFO! TIL.

Pronell ,

You had what we call a shower epiphany.

sgibson5150 OP ,
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Is that what the kids call it these days? 🤭

electro1 ,
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whaaaaaat !! 😆

NOT_RICK ,
@NOT_RICK@lemmy.world avatar

My hands you may retard

Even the clocks are calling me names!

hungryphrog ,
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damn ableist clocks

Raiderkev ,

"was erected in 1892; removed from the site in 1964,[1] and restored and re-erected in 1981"

WTF were they doing that took 17 years to restore?

bitwaba ,

He's old okay. It takes a little longer to re-erect than it used to.

Sizzler , (edited )

Corrupting him

There is a rhyming couplet Apology for Summer Time signed "J.W.R." affixed to the body of the clock:

"My hands you may retard or may advance
my heart beats true for England as for France."

Not on my watch you don't.

"The couplet is a reference to the plan that the clock be permanently on Daylight Saving Time leading to the time being correct for France during the winter months and correct for the UK during the summer. However this policy was either changed, or never implemented, since recently it is on GMT in winter and BST in summer like all other clocks in Great Britain."

Hurrah, those cheese-eating surrender-monkeys have been fought back from the bally-old British shores once again.

Hadriscus ,

refractory period

dialtone , in Dial Tone

I will never be silenced!

disguy_ovahea ,

I’ve been meaning to ask, has anyone ever told you your F is a tad sharp for equal temperament? I’m not suggesting you change. I think your clean beat frequency makes you pretty cool just the way you are.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Did you... join during the Rexodus and wait all this time just for this joke? 🤣 (if there is a more mundane explanation, I don't want to know - I prefer this one:-)

Lost_My_Mind ,

I'm so angry today, that I didn't even catch the joke. It wasn't until I was making my own reply of confusion that I needed to copy the username of who said that, that I realized their name was /u/dialtone

Then I got their joke. I still don't know what a Rexodus is though.

Confused_Emus ,

Rexodus - portmanteau of Reddit exodus

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@discuss.online avatar

Have you lost your mind!? Hehe, I could not resist doing it again:-P.

Rexodus = Reddit Exodus. Lemmy is several years old (>5), Kbin is newer (3.5 years?), and Mbin is a fork off of the Kbin code - the latter two being different code that both implement the ActivityPub (snooze... bored yet?:-P). Anyway, when the CEO of Reddit, Huffman (platform username: spez) pissed off a bunch of users, content creators, and 3rd party app devs, a lot of us came over here to the Fediverse at that time. And Rexodus is one of the names - the top one iirc - that we call that event that prompted us to leave there. It may lose all meaning soon again, i.e. when Reddit kills off the old.reddit access there will be another such migration wave, possibly larger than the first, and surely there were past such waves as well, but for now it means the time of the protests, so roughly one year ago. Which is also roughly the age of that person's account.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Oh. I came here a month ago because reddit took their IPO public, and within about 2 months, I had 3 different bans for 3 different comments. None of which were remotely offensive. This on a 10+ year old account that never had issues before the talks of IPO. In 2021 they even awarded me as being the 1% of top karma earners for the whole site.

One of the comments on reddit that I got banned for 3 days was "Awwwww, what a cute kitty!!!" on /r/aww. It was flagged for "Bullying and harassment" by a bot, and supposedly reviewed by a human on appeal who still agreed with the bot. Which is how I know that humans are not reviewing the human reviewed appeals.

And they were all similar to that in different subreddits.. With the 3rd one banning me outright a month ago.

You know what WAS all over my account though? Absurdist humor. Probably 90% of my account was nothing but absurdist humor. You know, the kind of comments that a HUMAN would have no offense over, but an AI bot may not be able to identify as not being serious.

The kind of comments that would result in glue as a pizza topping. Not that I'm responsible for that exact fiasco, but my comments might cause an AI to create a similar situation. I'm sure before all these bans came, my name was predesignated for ban as my account would muddy their whole plans of selling real people's comments to google for AI training.

I mean one of my comments was "WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH WAH! WAH! WAH!" because somebody had mentioned Wario (from nintendo). What's an AI supposed to do with that? What are you, the Lemmy user reading this, supposed to do with that comment without context? But in regards to that exact post? It made sense and was a funny joke.........well, I thought it was funny anyways. It only got 10 upvotes.

So as they try to turn a profit on reddit, they will absolutely alienate their audience. This is ALREADY a disaster......but it kind of feels like 8:48am on 9/11. The second plane hadn't hit yet. There was already one disaster, but there was still a bunch more disasters to come that would continue to keep happening for years to come. That's where reddit is right now. 8:48am. If they kill old.reddit.com, that will be 8:56am (I think?).

And the worst part is, it's all self inflicted. Selling reddit user data to train AIs is just immediately the worst idea I can think of. It's reddit. Have you SEEN what gets talked about there???? Do you know what a cum shoebox is? I do. I wish I didn't. But I look forward to the day it's somehow misused by AI and reccomends people buy Nike for their own cum shoebox. It'll be especially funny because while 90% of the reddit userbase knows what a cum shoebox is, I'd say only 10% of society does. Coincidently enough, that 10% are also reddit users. I cannot WAIT for the news stories, where they have to dance around what happened, and how to report it without saying the word "cum".

OpenStars , (edited )
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(a) a cum shoebox seems an awesome name for an alt account btw...😵

(b) though I've never heard of that phrase before - life is better here, without Reddit. Obligatory "fuck spez".

(c) abso-fucking-lutely everything else. The mods and app devs and highest-contributors saw all of that coming, more so than the regular userbase, as too did the techie Linux crowd who actually knew about AI stuff. More than 9/11 (where at the time we legit did not know about the other plane) it's like a tough guy walks into a bar and stares another tough guy in one of those movie scenes, and the music starts playing - the best time to have left was 5 minutes ago, the second best time is NOW, and if you wait for the whole area to erupt in violence, then it's too late for you, who will get caught up in the crossfire.

Spez was trying to follow in Elon Musk's footsteps, except even as dumb as Elon is, some of that actually made sense... for Twitter/X, which was a publicly traded company going private at the time (which it did succeed at), but then spez pulled a double stupidity by trying to do the same, for a private company trying to go public - it's not the same at all, especially in reverse like that!!?! Elon totally played his rival spez, who fell for it hook, line, & sinker - and took all of Reddit along for the ride. Now, spez will never become a billionaire like he planned, but also, the hard work of people who built up Reddit - people who created those subs, and filled it with content, is gone. Some of it came here, some went to Mastodon or X, most of it seemed to go literally nowhere as people are just swearing off "social media" altogether now. So all their knowledge, all those skills, all the shitposts and jokes, they say it to their irl family but we no longer get to hear it too. spez killed it all.

We have our mass-comnunity-banning Nazis here too but they are few and far between, mostly only in the political communities (in Reddit it's "subs", here it's "communities" -> ngl I still have to stop myself from saying the former:-P), and at least are humans rather than actual fucking bots. Bots wouldn't even be so bad, if they actually worked, and if they were honest about using them - "bot overlords" should become a phrase, it might even already be!:-P

The Fediverse is different here than there - e.g. you end up not in niche communities so much as generic ones, just to get enough content - but virtually all of us like it better. You can always use both for awhile if you aren't sure, but people mostly tend to be friendlier here (some very noticeable exceptions aside - btw you may want to block the instances hexbear.net, lemmygrad.ml, and lemmy.ml - unless you want to troll them and that can be fun too I guess:-P), and importantly the people here are actual human beings! (I guess you've heard the thing where Reddit posts the identical posts, with every comment inside of it word for word, to try to fake higher traffic stats) There are bots here too but clearly labeled as such.

Enjoy! I for one look forward to seeing shitposts from you!:-D

JasonDJ ,

I'm waiting for the day that Gemini shittymorphs me.

cedarmesa ,
@cedarmesa@lemmy.world avatar

Rexxit

Lost_My_Mind ,

I kinda like that one. Lets use that.

awesome_lowlander , in If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.
ChaoticEntropy ,
@ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk avatar

Are we going to pretend that Wayne Enterprises isn't likely 1 of those 100?

awesome_lowlander ,

I think that's kinda the point of the comic...

Artyom ,

In most Batman lore, I'd expect Wayne Enterprises to be #1 out of those 100.

refurbishedrefurbisher , in Dating apps are as if someone turned the job application experience into a pastime

When basically all dating apps are owned by the same company (Match Group), you get enshittification of all of them.

Their goal is to get repeat customers, which is the polar opposite of what people actually want from these types of apps.

astreus ,

Found my wife on Hinge - it actually felt like an app to match with people you'd like. Having to actually comment on the profile instead of swipe left or right based on the feel really helped.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Owned by Match Group as of 2019

kescusay , in Using Ubuntu may give off hipster vibes to the average PC user, but within the Linux community its has the opposite effect.
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Arch Linux user here to say... Ubuntu's fine, man. Love all the derivatives that can take advantage of the core Ubuntu system (e.g., Mint, which I've installed for family members).

I love Arch. I use it all the time. I will not inflict it on any family members.

bobs_monkey ,

And for those of us that love Arch but don't have time for it, EndeavourOS.

GFGJewbacca ,

I had a much better experience with Manjaro over EndeavourOS because it supported more of my hardware, but to be fair I'm using an Asus gaming laptop. When I build my next desktop, I'm gonna try a straight Arch install.

Driveway4964 ,

ArcoLinux FTW

neidu2 ,

Don't have the socks for it*

bobs_monkey ,

Eh, I'm at the stage where I'm done with windows and have no desire for osx, but I also don't have an entire evening or weekend to be locked into my computer like I used to. At a certain point, I need my computer to just work most of the time so I can finish my actual work and then spend time with my family.

neidu2 ,

Arch users are like the car guys who spend all day tuning the engine and adjust the seats on namometer scale. I myself drive an ancient volvo that looks like shit but works great no matter the abuse I put it through. And I use LMDS for the same reason - it does what I need it to do, with no need for manually adjusting compression ratios.

boredsquirrel , in Lemmy is like a public library of the internet: it's one of the few places where you can exist without the expectation of paying either through watching ads or through direct payments

A library is paid though.

Donate to your instance, and decentralize the Fediverse.

lud ,

Do you mean by taxes?

boredsquirrel ,

Where i come from you can go there and read for free, but if you want to borrow stuff you need to have a card which is paid my an abo.

And they will also get money by the city likely

ericatty ,

In my city/county, you get a free card if you can prove you live here (show something with your address)
Our system will also do fundraisers to supplement the budget from taxes. We almost lost some libraries a gew years ago, but voters remade the local government and they are safer now.

lud ,

That's sucks.

In my country I'm pretty sure library cards are always free. The card has to be collected in person though.

boredsquirrel ,

Welcome to Germany! Fucking hell here

jjjalljs ,

NYC libraries are free, but asshole conservatives (but I repeat myself) don't want to fund them.

itsmect ,
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It's not even expensive. A single euro monthly per user is more then enough to keep instances running

boredsquirrel ,

The problem is that micro-payments are a pain in the ass. On Liberapay I often pay people 2 years in advance which is then pretty much

minibyte , in Starbuck milkshake is like tobacco

If you only drink water for a few weeks you’ll notice all the hidden sugar and substitutes in your food and beverages. Notice it for what it is, a cheap replacement to flavor.

lurch ,

wdym? i notice them either way. i consume them because i want to taste them. like when i want to taste phosphoric acid and caffeine, i drink coke. if the taste didn't matter, i wouldn't go through the hassle of getting them and just drink tap water and eat plain toast or rice

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

It's a lot more obvious if you're not consuming foods and beverages with added sugar. If you go long enough, sodas taste disgustingly sweet.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Not at Starbucks. I mean, you can customize your order and ask them to tone it down on the additives, but if you just order off their menu, you either get a black coffee or (I like how OP said it) a milkshake.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I don't see how that has any relevance to my comment.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

It doesn't. I was trying to reply to someone else who was saying there was more than the two extremes of drinks.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

Fair enough!

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, something went wrong. Probably PEBCAK, but let's blame the software, shall we?

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

I stopped drinking soda for 4 months and when I started again I liked it just as much as before, it was sweet but not disgustingly so. Everyone has their own threshold.

Knuschberkeks ,

Not for me. I only consume coke every once in a while. I sometimes go for months drinking only water, black coffee and the occasional beer, yet I still enjoy Coke.

thisbenzingring , in Lemmy's major collective account cake days are coming up soon.

Everyone should post beans

Apeman42 ,
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You want beans? I'll give you all the beans you can handle...
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/515d2633-cc80-406b-b156-122ecc6e84fb.jpeg

Kecessa ,

Wait a minute...

nonfuinoncuro ,
dumbass , (edited )
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Look, the rewards outweigh the risks so its work it.

Ghostalmedia ,
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How soon we forget Lemmy’s first big meme.

3 days, no poop.

Nobody ,

https://th.bing.com/th/id/OIP.Hf1oDXvaJMyNqaWlfF9tLAHaFj?rs=1&pid=ImgDetMain

Lemmings welcoming another Rexxitor, circa June 2023.

Swedneck , in Using Ubuntu may give off hipster vibes to the average PC user, but within the Linux community its has the opposite effect.
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the problem with ubuntu is canonical, it's a shame it's got the reputation as "the third OS" when it's basically the only distro that's trying to replicate the walled gardens of microsoft and apple.

Sunny OP ,
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Yeah, well said.

thisbenzingring ,

It's one rich dudes toy is how I see it. It's a good distro but once I tried to uninstall some things and it wouldn't let me and so that was the end of it for me at home. I use the server version at work for one machine.

SkyNTP ,

I wouldn't describe Microsoft as a walled garden (and Canonical even less). But maybe that term comes with degrees, and different perspectives of what's tolerable.

Fubarberry ,
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Windows is less of a "walled garden", and more like a shared garden where the other gardener is really inconsiderate and will mess up your part of the garden whenever it doesn't align with their vision.

Iheartcheese , (edited ) in Wouldn't it be funny if there ended up being a plastic-based life form and they wondered how they came to be...
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We all have plastic in our balls so apparently we're on our way to making some kind of plastic lifeform

downpunxx ,
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it's pushing the pee out

Tronn4 ,

Plastic is stored in the balls

Irremarkable ,
@Irremarkable@fedia.io avatar

Grandparents had lead in the brain, I got plastic in my balls

Wonder what's next

herrcaptain ,

With our current handling of the planet, probably not much.

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Your kids will have death stored in their body.

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

Lithium

Bezier ,
@Bezier@suppo.fi avatar

In which body part?

lord_ryvan ,

Left pinky toe's nail

feedum_sneedson ,

finger in the arse

JudahBenHur ,

I never tire of this gag

EffortlessEffluvium ,

Apparently also in the penis

Sgt_choke_n_stroke , in If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.

No he won't, batman fulfills every billionaires fantasy of dressing up in a costume and beating up poor people.

AWittyUsername ,

Yes. Not one really questions why Gotham has such a high crime rate, but where there's poverty there's crime. I think we need a working man's batman.

Someone whose super power isn't having infinite resources.

BearGun ,

You mean like daredevil?

AWittyUsername ,

He works as a lawyer? Typically not a billionaire but not exactly struggling financially either.

nednobbins ,

The former richest man in the world gave away much of his fortune and continues to do so. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Warren_Buffett#Wealth_and_philanthropy

Bruce Wayne is not like that at all though. He's in a position where he could actually do something about the problems of Gotham City and decides to go LARPing instead.

To be fair, he beats up a bunch of rich criminals too but he whole thing is really more about his ego than about doing good.

Zorque ,

That's the internet pop-psychologist interpretation, but the people actually writing him often have him doing his best to better the Gotham around him. A lot of the petty thugs he catches are given chances to redeem themselves via Wayne based welfare programs.

mako , in Using Ubuntu may give off hipster vibes to the average PC user, but within the Linux community its has the opposite effect.

Jesus Christ this thread is full of people who don't realize they're the judging hipster in the post.

Ubuntu isn't the entry level distro that you move on from once you've gotten your feet wet, and your not very subtle pats on your own backs for using something different aren't earned.

Does it do everything the user needs from it? If so, don't tell them that they need to "graduate" to a "better" flavor.

Emmie , (edited )

I still prefer nerdy hipster elitists gatekeepers from greedy corps after all is said and done. The first is unfortunate flaw of human character, the second is a calculated machine. If this is the price to pay then so be it. Individuality often isn’t as nice on the surface as the common but the common often has hidden sinister motives under the comfy, smoothened out rug of user friendliness.

Lonely nerds don’t have PR and marketing teams but also won’t stab you in the back for profit. Sometimes they can be huge assholes though.

fruitycoder ,

For real I started on Ubuntu and nearly a decade later I still would be on Ubuntu if it wasn't for their migration to snaps with the proprietary back end.

boonhet ,

I ran Gentoo for about 3 years (and will likely return soon) and I reckon there are plenty of really advanced Ubuntu users who know more about how my system works than I do.

Any mainstream general purpose distro can do mostly anything and can be used by power users. Some should ONLY be used by power users, but that doesn't make them inherently better than a distro that both a newbie and a power user can understand and use.

You know why I use Gentoo? Literally the bragging rights. I doubt I'm optimizing things THAT much with my fancy compiler flags.

olutukko ,

this is so true. just because one can use more advanced systems doesn't mean he's smarter than all the more "basic" system users. especially in the linux world.

all of the distros can pretty much do the same thing, some distros are just more focused on the ease of use.

olutukko ,

for real. my uncle has been programmer his whole life and he was always the most linux guy I've known. I have never seen him use any other os. and yet he uses ubuntu. his own words are thar he doesn't care about all the bells and whistles that come trough distros like arch or gentoo. ubuntu works well enough for him and it's what he is used to, so he uses that.

using ubuntu defiently does not mean you're a noob or non-techy linux user. personally I wouldn't touch it again but the linux culture about arch being superior and others being for noobs is ridiculous

vanderbilt ,
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This 1000%. Since basically High School I've been on Ubuntu for the machines I need to work, because at the end of the day it usually does. Some of the people I meet see that I use a Chromebook with the containers enabled and have similar reactions. "How can you use that it's not even real Linux?", as if it isn't literally a Linux kernel. The Steam Deck is popular because you don't need to know Linux to use it, and Ubuntu is popular because you don't need to know a lot of Linux to use it.

Lost_My_Mind ,

All the linux makes me say "do what now?"

I just want to change the settings on my fan. It's been roughly 2 years.

joel ,

Ironically I've tried installing Ubuntu a couple of times in the past, but for whatever reason it didn't work. I'm currently using Debian instead just because the install worked. No idea why, maybe my laptop is just weird.

I used Arch for years because I wanted to learn more about how linux works and it was a good way to push myself. I think it worked because I am better at problem solving now - I even read the error messages lol

ieatmeat , in If everyone had access to healthcare the net benefit of treating the mental illness and other disabilities holding them back would easily cover the cost of the healthcare itself.

Congratulations, you just figured out how healthcare works in the rest of developed countries

paraphrand ,

Yup. Everything is better when everyone is doing better. It’s weirdly simple.

ChilledPeppers ,

And also in some of the non developed countries (Cuba, Brazil)

taanegl ,

"Cuba is such a shit hole."

Consistently has some of the best doctors. Also, healthcare workers from Kenya? Some of the best in the world.

Daft_ish OP ,

I'm just speaking from personal experience. If I was given adequate health care 20 years earlier there is no telling how different my life may have been. Instead I had to achieve impossible feats to get insurance which then made those seemingly impossible things trivial.

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Its so weird living in a country where healthcare is a right, and seeing how E everyone in USA is against public healthcare until their insurance stops covering expenses.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in CBT as a kink may be an evolutionary adaptation to protect men's most vulnerable (and evolutionarily useful) body part.

We’re taking about cognitive behavioural therapy and brains, right?

AdamEatsAss ,

Nah, CBT is just your good old Cock and Ball Torture. I don't think there is any evolutionary advantage, source: I've never seen any other species perform it (trust me I've looked). But I do think some men pay for it rather than paying for therapy so there's that.

FiskFisk33 ,

they kinda slap tho
https://youtu.be/cgGEwqaZLKc

ChihuahuaOfDoom ,

I was really trying to wrap my head around CBT as a kink and came up totally blank.

intensely_human ,

Just imagine how horny you could be right now if you changed your thinking just a little bit.

shneancy ,

conditioning is already a part of many kinks, like discipline, corruption, or hypno

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