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callouscomic , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

This isn't really a shower thought. Its been shared and posted and thought by everyone everywhere ad nauseum in a fucking record short timeframe.

captain_aggravated ,
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Don't you understand? Every post on Lemmy must be about this!

AI_toothbrush , in If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.

Pretty sure theres a lot of batman media that confirms that people hate him because he basically just protects the rich. They even call him a billionaire playboy.

Chocrates , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

It still has to be an official act. I don't know how that works.

Griffon ,

No one does. Roberts conveniently left out how he would determine what acts are "official" from his opinion.

andyburke ,
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Article II Section 3 says the president shall take care to execute the laws faithfully. I do not see how a president could issue an official illegal order.

Nurse_Robot ,

It doesn't matter. He cannot be found criminally liable now. The law does not apply to him. Fuck SCOTUS

Gimpydude ,

Republican acts are official. Democrat acts are not official.

seaQueue , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices
@seaQueue@lemmy.world avatar

It sure would be a shame if certain justices scuba vacations happened to be hit with drone strikes

Wiz ,

They shouldn't have driven near the exploding spatulas.

Bookmeat , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

Sure, but then there won't be any conservative judges left to let him off the hook for it.

PunnyName ,

That's fine. Batman needs to break the Joker's neck, and then turn himself in with the body in tow.

nul9o9 ,

I will remove judges until it is no longer legal to do so.

  • Something Biden should really proclaim.
gravitas_deficiency ,

I will remove judges until it is no longer legal to do so. I will not be using traditional legal mechanisms to remove said judges.

Gimpydude ,

Doesn't matter. He'll be dead before they're done litigating it.

Blackmist ,

We probably all will.

ArmokGoB ,

The remaining judges rule that the previous ruling was in error, the President says he was acting under the interpretation of the law at the time, everyone shakes hands and goes home.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Literally how the law works so every SC decision doesn't set off a century's worth of lawsuits

GBU_28 ,

The hero's arc

Mango ,

Worth

shani66 , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

Unironically yes, and he could easily justify it as 'official business' as dealing with traitors too.

snooggums , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices
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He doesn't even need to do it personally since no one can question his ability to pardon whoever does it. So he could order it or just ask "Won't someone rid me of these troublesome justices?"

givesomefucks , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

He could have expanded the courts on day one of office.

All of this could have been avoided.

protist ,

No he couldn't.

andrewrgross ,
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Can we agree that he can definitely use his mouth to say "I endorse doing something"?

kakes ,

Tbf people say this about a lot of things the Republicans do.

AdamEatsAss , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

For some reason I imagine shirtless ripped Biden walkinging into the supreme court champer ripping a cig and saying "nothing personal, this is just official presidential business." Slipping on some brass knucks and charging into a fray of bodies.

PP_BOY_ ,
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He's more likely to slip on the waxed floor and shatter a hip.

cranakis ,

I'm sure everything at SCOTUS is elderly proof.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Which is odd because it’s not at all what he would do.

What he will do is meekly protest this ruling, maybe say something like “I respect the ruling and the rights of the law” and continue to do nothing.

Be nice if he could fight fire with fire for once and show the right what they’re setting up.

ruckblack ,

Such cringe. The dude is barely conscious.

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

Not nearly as cringe as the MAGA idiots that have posters of Donald "Diaper" Trump looking like Rambo.

ruckblack ,

It's all extremely embarrassing.

Beetschnapps ,

You are indeed.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

"Presidential business, Jack"

crossover ,

He needs to at least impale senators with the American flag.

https://youtu.be/W8imsr2WmEg?si=-AwvPodkhAWcyF3l

Mango ,
Rhynoplaz , in Now that scotus gave the president immunity Biden can legally assasinate all of the conservative justices

DARK BRANDON ACTIVATED.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

This type of cringe shit is beat only by QAnons posting about "the Kraken." Is "Dark Brandon" in the room right now?

Wiz ,

It's a ridiculous self-depreciating meme. It's funny because it contrasts with Biden being old and frail.

QAnons actually believe their shit.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

You think many Dems don’t treat it seriously?

Alteon ,

You seriously think that there liberals that think "Dark Brandon" is real? Lol. Get out of here man....

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Real? No I do not think they believe there is an alternative copy of Biden who actually does something.

What I believe is they think Biden is owning Trump and a huge bad arse.

Alteon ,

You can say ass on the internet.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Is being a fucking idiot a profession or a hobby for you?

Alteon ,

Aww sweetheart. Don't get your Pampers in a twist. Lol

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

. . . Do you see the word “fuck” and think people are angry?

Alteon ,

No, I just see an individual that lacks the creativity to think of any big boy words to express their emotions. I'm bored and you're being rather entertaining. Please, keep going.

Deceptichum ,
@Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah sure you are mate, keep telling yourself that eh.

Alteon ,

That I'm bored? Okay.

Dkarma ,

How's brexit going? Lol

Dkarma ,

No but I read your posts and know people are stupid

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I'm stealing this

Atin ,

They believe it because it is exactly what they would do given the opportunity.

Alteon ,

Simmer down there Karen. It's supposed to be funny. It's not supposed to be taken seriously.

Mango , in qzs

Apes together strong.

LowtierComputer , in qzs

I may have an explanation for you.
There are two state parks near me that require people to park next to each other. You can actually get towed for parking off on your own. They say they're trying to get as many cars in the parking lot as possible.

Maybe that person is used to these sorts of rules.

calcopiritus , in qzs

It's easier to park when there's another car already parked, for reference.

Anticorp ,

Because parking is such a difficult activity?

calcopiritus ,

Not saying I'd do it, just throwing one more option out there.

JackbyDev , in If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.

You're thinking of Poison Ivy.

Blackmist , in If Batman was real today, he'd go after the CEOs of companies, not gangsters.

Bruce is a billionaire. He's on their side.

jol ,

And remember, there's no ethical billionaires, no matter how much philanthropy they do. Their billions are out there exploiting people.

BugKilla ,
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Philanthropy is just the wealthy justifying their tax avoidance by wanking publically about how giving they are. If they were genuine about their concerns for giving back, they would pay their fucking taxes and at a higher rate.
Tax avoidance and financial shit fuckery like corporate bailouts, share buy backs and COVID payments accelerate wealth acruell and drive up inflation and wage stagnation.
Fuck. Them. All.

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