therealjcdenton ,
@therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip avatar
feedum_sneedson ,

she cute

Clbull ,
LoamImprovement ,
ekZepp ,
@ekZepp@lemmy.world avatar
Wanderer ,

Wasn't there a Goblin Waifu game that was alright?

Iron_Lynx ,

Cyanide! Don't stick your dick in crazy!

gentooer ,

I see your point, but what if she's really hot?

Iron_Lynx ,

But don't stick your dick in crazy!

VOwOxel ,

It's worth it

Iron_Lynx ,

He's hopeless, he's lost.

Enkrod ,

How did I just stumble upon a wild Soviet Womble reference? Bwahaha

Iron_Lynx ,

I saw an opportunity and I took it!

Aielman15 ,
@Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

There are two types of dnd players.

Those who want to live the fantasy of being able to afford rent.

And those who want to fuck monsters.

bastion ,

Why are people always so dualistic in their categorizations?! What if I want to be able to afford rent and fuck monsters?!

spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

I propose a third type, who just want to paint the world red.

pyrflie ,

It's just a different duality those that want to pain the world red and those that want to paint it white.

BrazenSigilos ,

"Your a cute short-queen, sure. Been wondering what it would be like to have a squeaker toy, let's go take a bath together to celebrate."

"😍"

Edit: I am unsurpised and mildly disappointed that some folks have such narrow minds combined with a lack of humor. Truly a pity.

Godric ,

Wowwww I am wayy too drunk to feel this physically ill from something that isn't more whiskey

Maultasche ,
Gonzako ,

Source?

RDrew ,
@RDrew@ttrpg.network avatar

Google says it’s “TateOfTot” on twitter.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I am so sick of these unrealistic body standards.

mogoh ,

I think this is the wrong community for this type of comics ...

No_Eponym ,
@No_Eponym@lemmy.ca avatar

I think this is the wrong community for this type of comment ...

Technus ,

If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn't say no.

Zozano ,

I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.

Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.

Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.

Anatomically incompatible, probably.

Technus ,

Bro, the genre's called fantasy for a reason.

Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be...

SpeakingColors ,
@SpeakingColors@beehaw.org avatar

If that's the same criteria you use for looking for that someone, and you proceed with an open and courageous heart: it won't be a dream.

And I would say that we have general artistic conventions of depicting elements the previous commentor suggested: smell lines, meat in teeth, etc.. Their absence from the scene leads me to believe the commentor's interpretation is far from the artist's intentions.

Technus ,

I appreciate the heartfelt advice but I'm mostly just riffing.

My real problem is that staying home and playing video games is less work and more immediately gratifying than getting out and trying to meet someone, but I recognize that complaining about that just means I'm trying to have my cake and eat it too.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Why is your dream a tiny filthy goblin? You can do better.

zloubida ,
@zloubida@lemmy.world avatar

Like a big filthy goblin?

Technus ,

I am a big filthy goblin pretty much. A hobgoblin, if you will.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

knobgobblin'

strongarm ,

She doesn't love you, you're the first thing she could grab with a heart beat and two legs

Technus ,

Beggars can't be choosers.

bastion ,

Not true! She ate a monkey yesterday. ..and she grabbed it before she ate it.

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

I can fix her

secret300 ,
Kedly ,

I mean, the many half races in DnD implies that most races arent anatomically incompatible

Klear ,

There's rules for that and in this case nope.

trolololol ,

Minotaur and Centaur is a nope, but Minotaur and dragon is a yes!

And clearly biped

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/1f40fdd7-3aed-44db-bd82-dfd560aa1b4a.jpeg

trolololol ,

Now Centaur plus dragon

Human genes seem to be recessive

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6201ff67-0aea-41a7-ac67-8ff6baa3d65a.jpeg

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You had me at smells like shit

pjnick ,

Clean shaven arms and legs, combed hair (with highlights?), and an earring all imply that the goblin does care about and maintain her hygiene/appearance

TheOctonaut ,

She's like 7 years old and roughly that size too.

@fbi deal with this guy

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

The average goblin is about 3 to 3.5ft. And you can’t really tell a goblins age by looking at them. Admittedly, they reach adulthood at ~8 years old, but they live to 60.

You’re reaching, and it’s kinda creepy.

TheOctonaut ,

It's a joke my friend. The FBI don't actually have a lemmy server

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

i will never understand the idea that human age limits would apply to a completely different species, if they're fully mature and capable of consent at 9 years old then that's their age limit, we don't get to impose that on their species.

Should we stop birds from getting it on with each other because they mature within a year or two? I think they might take offense to that, and i don't want to face an angry goose.

swordgeek ,

If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn't say no.

FTFY

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What the fuck? Oh hell yes!

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