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qarbone , in Legal loophole

The punishment is a sentence of death. Not "being killed". You are to be placed in the state of death for the crime. That's why you don't get to walk away if a lethal method fails. You can keep reviving them, but they'll be incarcerated and killed again until it sticks. And I'll put the rest of the party in contempt of court for attempting to subjorn lawful punishment.

rishado ,

No, It's one sentence of death. Not infinite sentencing. You get sentenced, you die, you get revived? That means you served your sentence.

qarbone ,

I'm not really looking to get into fantasy legal dispute, but I will say that you are debating the count without even touching the core of what I said: the terms of the sentencing.
Being sentenced to death is like being sent to prison. If you step in and then juke out, you can't say "prison sentence over".

We don't specify term limits here because it's typically not a place you come back from.

rishado ,

Right, but if it was a life sentence and you died in prison, would you have to serve again if you were revived?

I guess you don't want to debate but that was just my reasoning

Dagnet , in Why would I ever need more than this, silly?

Okay, your spell hits, now roll 12d6 for damage

bob_lemon ,

That's why you buy a box of 36 small d6.

And then 5e came along and changed half the spells to use d8s instead.

Aielman15 , in Subverting expectations
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This is my current campaign.

One of my party members is the last survivor of a noble family who got murdered by an usurper, the other is a paladin who swore vengeance against a demonic cult, and the other is a girl who sold her soul to obtain enough power to get retribution against the one who killed her entire family.

And then there's me, a goofy dude who has spent a peaceful life as a city guard and is actually pretty chill and looking forward to inheriting his family's shop.

Lepsea ,

looking forward to inheriting his family's shop.

Dm : I think I'm gonna try to kill this guy

PM_Your_Nudes_Please , in I've yet to meet a third

I mean, paladins are creatures who thrive on extremes. Being a neutral Paladin would be difficult, unless their oath had something to do with balance and/or harmony? Typically speaking, the Paladin will fall back to their oath when confronted with a new situation. And oaths are rarely flexible enough to allow for middle ground.

But yeah, Paladin of Vengeance is often Doom Guy and/or Batman. Zero chill, because they can’t stand for injustice, and their oath calls them to make things right even when the law fails to do so.

FireTower ,
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John Wick is a great example of a Dex Paladin of Vengeance

cottonmon , in Multiclassing barbarian
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I call those professional wrestlers

FiniteBanjo ,

"The dragon flies up into the air, do you hold on?"

"I roll to pin."

aeronmelon , in Elf Rave

The original, and still the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR7EAdPUqvQ

Archpawn ,

I like this version better, though I admit it's less relevant to the meme.

rickrolled767 , in How mysterious!

Different scenario but in my first time dming I ended up naming two characters Phil... they were both bandits.

NakariLexfortaine ,

That's when you turn it into a running gag, and see if anyone notices before they're clearing out whole camps simply named "Phil".

rickrolled767 ,

Lol, they didn't outright kill all the bandits so they ran into them again several levels later. It was a fun time

5too , (edited )

Hah, my first time, I had one of the bandits yell "Sammy!" to another, a name I just grabbed on impulse. Sammy was also one of the PC's names...

Susaga ,
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Adventure is Nigh (a D&D actual play starring Yahtzee) had both a prisoner and a guard called Jeremy in episode 1. It was pointed out, so roughly a quarter of the NPCs in season 1 were named Jeremy.

Graycliff , in Elf Rave

Shadowrun has entered the chat.

Shivirani , in Elf Rave

The glowing sign would clearly show if the DJ was there

Stovetop , in Caveat Emptor

I suppose this scenario is actually somewhat reassuring, because the guy who killed 12 people deserves whatever misfortune falls upon him. You wouldn't have to feel bad stealing his knowledge and memories, and could also go to the local guards to turn him in with the knowledge you've obtained.

Though good luck sleeping at night with the knowledge of what it felt like to murder 12 people with your own hands and see the life fade from their eyes.

Anticorp ,

That's your karmic payment.

sirblastalot ,

Fantasy Dexter. Actually loves murder, but instead just gets their kicks vicariously by stealing the memories of murderers

SolOrion ,

Kinda reminds me of a few Sci-Fi settings- Altered Carbon has people that enjoy murdering people, and since people can swap bodies freely that sort of thing is easily done. There's an explicit difference between 'sleeve death' and 'real death', even legally. Killing someone's sleeve- or body- is a crime, but it's not murder anymore. If you actually destroy the lil chip that actually contains the person, that's 'real death'. Man I love that show. S1, at least.

Alternatively, Cyberpunk with it's braindances could cater to an extremely similar audience.

dejected_warp_core ,

I'd go looking for another mindflayer offering "spotless mind" services and pay to have those memories removed. Assuming they can be trusted, of course. The hard part being that they're still mindflayers.

samus12345 ,
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The way he reacted makes me think that not just the memory that he killed people was taken, but the desire to as well. Otherwise you think he'd be more like "I don't remember doing this, but cool!"

gamermanh ,

We don't know the reason he killed 12 people.

Could be those are 12 nobles he robbed, or 12 previous sexual partners he murdered due to a fetish

Really any number of reasons to kill and keep 12 bodies

samus12345 ,
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Traditionally you bury or make the bodies not visible in some way unless you have some desire to see them.

gamermanh ,

Could just be really shit at hiding them, like that guy who basically dissolved people and left their bones where they could be easily found

x4740N , (edited )
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Turn the bones into bone meal, use it to grow stuff

Writing this just made farmers sound even scarier especially ones in rural areas far enough away from towns

Farmers could just feed the victims to hungry pigs and then turn the teeth and bones into bone meal

You'd never know if you where buying produce grown in part with human based bonemeal

PugJesus OP ,
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Farmers could just feed the victims to hungry pigs and then turn the teeth and bones into bone meal

Six pieces...

Mycatiskai ,

It is Oglaf, he is fucking the corpses.

driving_crooner ,
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There's an interesting philosophical debate there. What good does imprison a guy who have no recollection of doing the crime, or the circumstances around them? Can be argued that the person who committed the crime and this guy finding the bodies are two different people who share the same body.

Protoknuckles ,

I think there was a book about this. Someone had a multiple lifetime sentence, so they kept cloning him to put him in jail.

Neato , in How mysterious!
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The elves know me as Fi’ang Yalok. The dwarfs know me as Zoenen Hoogstandjes. And I am also known in the Northeast as Gaismunēnas Meistar.

auroz ,

Zoenen Hoobastank

CottyCat ,

Fangy Yelly

Gormadt ,
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But the local humans call me Phil the Drunkard

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Seriously, why are the local humans such dicks? Had a human wizard that was known as Katherine the Great by the wizard-hating dwarves, because she spoke draconic and brokered a peace between them and the kobolds. The orcs called her Katherine the Timeless, because she got ahold of a potion of heal, and a philosopher's stone before her 17th birthday, and made herself a potion of eternal youth/ immortality. The local humans called her Katherine Lady of Death......

Dettweiler42 , in How mysterious!

Turns out he's two kobolds in a trench coat. His name depends on who's on top that day.

sundray ,
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TheGiantKorean ,
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TheGiantKorean , in How mysterious!
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Or when you didn't come up with a name for an NPC.

"There are those that call me... Tim?"

mozz , in DnD with non-native English speakers
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I was once involved in a business enterprise with a man who wasn't a native speaker

I had talked to a child about buying some of our stuff, and he was psyched about it and went off to fetch a parent to complete the transaction

I was talking with my colleague about it in the interim, and said of the kid "he was sold" as a way of summarizing his receptiveness to my pitch about our products

My colleague became very alarmed. What do you mean, sold? Who bought him? What do you mean?

It took a while to explain.

zaph ,
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"well the kid is sold, now I just gotta sell the parents too"

ooterness , in How mysterious!

I'm looking at you, Olórin, Mithrandir, Incánus, Tharkûn, Greyhame, Stormcrow, Láthspell, and/or Gandalf.

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