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amio , in Very clever...

Funny, but unironically a pretty good idea.

nautilus , in Very clever...

nano crew where you at

penquin ,
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I never get the need to use vim and nano exists.

bioemerl ,

Vim really is an IDE, not a text editor. It's usable as an editor but overkill.

Nano serves a difference purpose. It's like telling someone on a bike that a mustang is better.

kogasa ,
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Vim is absolutely not an IDE. It has no integrations with any language. It's just a powerful text editor. You can add language plugins and configure it to be an IDE.

marduk ,

I like nano because it has worked any time I needed it. I don't dislike nano because I'm not good enough at Linux to have ever run into its limitations

Poggervania , in Hacking in 1980 vs Hacking in 2024
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There’s some sort of cosmic irony that some hacking could legitimately just become social engineering AI chatbots to give you the password

residentmarchant ,

There's no way the model has access to that information, though.

Google's important product must have proper scoped secret management, not just environment variables or similar.

nomecks ,

There's no root login. It's all containers.

SpaceNoodle ,

It's containers all the way down!

RealFknNito ,
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KingThrillgore , in It's fine until you run out of disk space
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WHAT FUCKING QUERY ARE YOU RUNNING TO USE UP THAT MUCH MEMORY DAMN

erogenouswarzone , in Classic John
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Any mention of a server room reminds me of the fable of the guy, we'll call him Mike, who unplugged the Internet.

I can't remember where I read it, I think it was greentext on Reddit years ago.

So Mike is an intern, and due to some weird circumstances he becomes the only network admin in the building. Well, one day he doesn't esnt feel like working, so on his way in, he stops by the server room and unplugs the internet.

He then goes to his desk like a normal day. Then he starts getting phone calls. Everybody is freaking out because there is no Internet. So he begrudgingly descends into the server room and starts playing video games on his phone.

Close to the end of the day, he plugs the Internet back in and ascends a hero to the employees because they think he's been working hard all day to give them internet.

IchNichtenLichten , in If Programming Languages Were Games (Comic)
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Swift is open source, I don't get the "lesson in corporate greed" angle.

______ , in Voice comments

I hate it

mathemachristian , in Voice comments

I already hate people who send voice messages in a world where dictation software exists. I hate whoever even thought of joking about this even more.

atocci , in I don't think Unity is playing anymore.
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When did Unity as a company get so bad? I remember a time when the engine had a poor reputation for things like "looking worse than Unreal" but I feel like the company has been making a lot of terrible moves lately that I never heard anything comparable to back then.

Fubar91 ,

Right around the time the the former EA CEO moved to being the Unity CEO.

Same dude that thought they should charge players money for ammo in micro-transaction format.

Dudes a shit lord.

IphtashuFitz , in do as i say...

Many years ago I had to try to debug a memory manager written by a really talented software engineer, with an interesting take on naming things…

  • He referred to blocks of memory as “cookies”.

  • He had a temporary variable named “handy” because it was handy to have around.

  • He had a second temporary variable that referenced the first one that he called “son_of_handy”.

  • If corruption was detected in a block of memory then it would set the flag “shit_cookie_corrupt”.

  • If too many cookies were corrupt then the system would halt by calling the function “oh_shit_oh_shit_oh_shit”.

ajmaxwell ,
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I like him already

dhtseany ,

To be honest I'd like to see his resume, kinda wanna hire him

drew_belloc ,
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I will keep this legacy alive within my code

SpaceNoodle , in do as i say...

Hey, sometimes we put a little effort into our acronyms. I published a component named UTI and it was too late to change it by the time management caught on.

ICastFist , in Ideas for programming rizz?
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"Girl, I named no variables after you, because you're my only Constant"

olafurp , in Ideas for programming rizz?

I forked an opensource project to add a couple features for my wife. 😊

ArbitraryValue , in Ideas for programming rizz?

Once when I was still a kid, I told a woman I loved her so much that I could only love her more if she was a robot.

She did not think that was romantic.

iammike , in Exactly how I feel whenever I use SSH

The fine line between ssh and lsd

hansl ,

sshd

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