The real history behind the Lunix operating system
BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker
operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos
Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program
called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These
programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems
to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's
stereos to steal their music, using the 'mp3' program. Torovoltos is a
notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as
'telnet', which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet
without using a telephone.