.........did you not? Physically by that age I was pretty done growing. Well. Except my stomach. I'm 40 now, and it keeps growing. But what am I SUPPOSED to do? STOP eating delicious bacon double cheeseburgers????!!!
Well.....actually, yeah. Turns out theres a new trend males getting colon cancer at younger ages. Look, I accepted that those foods weren't healthy. But I was always taught that the risk was you get real fat, and have heart problems later in life. NOBODY EVER SAID IT WAS GOING TO BE CANCER!!!
Well, yeah. Turns out cancer. So now I can't eat my favorite foods as much. Like.......drastically cut them out of my life. So instead of 3-4 cheeseburgers a day, now I have like one a month......and I went a whole year without them.
Guys. I think the FDA is letting things slip when my doctor went through 80-90% of my grocery shopping reciept and said "All of this needs to go. Most things pre-packed at the grocery store needs to go. I'm not even a fan of these cereals you bought."
God dammit, food. Why are you so delicious, but want to kill me? I just want to eat a hot dog injected with a glazed donut, fill the donut hole with a bite size snickers (sooooo .......after shrinkflation, basically a regular size bar), deep fry the whole thing as a corndog, and feel all warm inside as I somehow don't develop diabetes.......which is weird, because I'm fatter than my dad, who has diabetes, yet somehow my blood sugar is healthier. Even my doctor is like "You ate HOW much sugar, and have healthy blood sugar???? Dafuq???"