Why is my brain like this? Why do I always do things the hard way?
"Oh, there's this thing you have to do that'll take fifteen minutes. "
"I'll do it tomorrow."
"Oh, there's this thing you've been putting off for a few days. The deadline for it is coming up."
"I'll do it right before it's due."
"Oh, there's this thing that's past due, but it might not be too late..."
"I can't handle this. I'm going to pretend it doesn't exist."
"Oh, the thing that would have taken 15 minutes is now a major disaster that'll take days to fix and cost a lot of money. Your life is falling apart as we speak."