PraiseTheSoup ,

These are really bad. I bought the 4 pack and threw 2 of them away unopened. And I'll drink most anything.

Sludgehammer ,
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The terrible thing about these isn't the fake orange juice combined with rot gut vodka, it's that (at least in my area) they want twelve freaking dollars for this shit. That's three bucks a can!

You could literally buy an entire jug of not-orange juice as well as a 750 ml bottle of vodka for less.

Glytch ,

And it'll taste better because it isn't a seltzer

Rubanski ,

Don't forget the gallon of topo chico to dilute everything to the point of almost no taste

EnderMB ,

When I was at school, Sunny D and Vodka was a recommended mix to make you ill enough to throw up and miss school the next day. I can't believe people willingly drink this shit...

almost1337 ,

A younger me would sometimes go for what we called cosmonaut screwdrivers - vodka and tang

liphy ,

We used to do that with some crushed ice so it was like a slushy. We called it poon Tang though...

iegod ,

It's alcohol anyway it's already not good for you. I'm all in on this.

RBWells ,

I made a Tang-a-Rita for a redneck themed party a friend was having and it really was better than it should be.

send_me_your_mommy_milkers ,
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Adult caprizzsun

lazycouchpotato ,
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Personally waiting for the JC Penney hard seltzer.

https://youtu.be/iBpgqRbEFVg

Psythik ,

I'll never understand how they can manage to make these pre-mixed liquor drinks so weak, yet they taste so strong. 4.5% is less alcohol than many beers. Are they just putting a teaspoon of liquor in these things and using artifical flavor to make it taste like vodka?

A good mixed drink should be about 30% liquor IMO. Your average liquor has an ABV of 40%, so unless my math is wrong, at a 30:70 ratio we should be in the 12% territory, not 4.5.

librejoe ,

Ew

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