Kecessa ,

Hey, an Anglo-Québecois!

AI_toothbrush ,

From experience the french do the same with english

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

That's the joke.png

AI_toothbrush ,

Oh i guess i got whoosed. I thought it was a just the usual beef with french.

idefix ,

Que dis-tu ? Je ne parle pas anglais

eierkuchen ,

That's the joke

VulKendov ,
@VulKendov@reddthat.com avatar

I'm fine with that. French has done enough damage to English.

Raiderkev ,

The weird thing about knowing a foreign language is sometimes u might offend people for trying to speak their mother tongue when they're working on their English, so like unless you are in a country where that's the spoken language, it's super awkward any time you want to actually use that language that you learned.

foggy ,

If a French-speaking person gives you shit for pronouncing words in French wrong, dare them to say "LinkedIn" in the presence of your English-speaking fluency and try to not humiliate themselves. Maybe first bait then with one they can do, like "Facebook" before crushing their spirits.

Like we could get mean with "squirrel" or "thorough" or "hedgehog", but those are less reasonable that they'd have fucking consistent practice with.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

Ha ha ask a yank to pronounce "squirrel" or "mirror" you'll get sqwrrrrrrl and meeeeer

BubbleMonkey ,
@BubbleMonkey@slrpnk.net avatar

I need to know how they would pronounce it. I took French so long ago, and for such a short time, I barely remember any of it.

foggy ,

Leen koo din.

For some reason 3 syllables and for some reason a very rounded "ooh" that is absolutely nowhere to be found in its spelling.

ebc ,

Most Québécois would pronounce it just like Anglophones. I don't see how that's a trick question.

ccunix ,

I just have them speak my name. Lived in France for 12 years now and not 1 has got it right.

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I have a Scottish name that starts with "Mc"

Every bank and government institution in France separates the "Mc" from the second part, resulting in lost records, odd looking bank cards, fucked up tax returns etc etc

Wouldn't change it for the world 😂

SomethingBurger ,
@SomethingBurger@jlai.lu avatar

Worcestershire

Wanderer ,

Proof that Americans aren't fluent.

ilost7489 ,

Schedule would be a great word

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

N'importe quoi. C'est juste que Linkedin a sa propre prononciation en français.
Et puis, faut savoir ! Vous détestez les lettres muettes mais qu'on a pas vous êtes pas content...

foggy ,

If a French person wants to say "LinkedIn" is its own unique french word, then they can all STFU at any pronunciation of croissant they deem unworthy.

CrussAunt. Fight me.

LinkedIn is an English word. Pronounce it correctly, or we revoke your "tell anyone how to pronounce anything" card.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

I don't have any problem the way you might say "croissant" in english. I'm, however, in a feud with all those ignorants that like to point out how french prononciation is ridiculous using croissant as an example. "You should pronounce it k'r'o'ee'sssssssss'a'n't nianiani niania nia" !
Croissant is actually a great example about prononciation of a french word. Not exception or weird non written rule involved.

foggy ,

Yeah my point here is rooted in living amongst French speakers who will correct an American or British pronunciation of a word like croissant. And those same folks cannot pronounce "LinkedIn" even though it's far more pervasive in their vernacular than croissant is in ours.

But I only use this weapon as defense.

DacoTaco ,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

"Je ne parle pas français"
There you go, everything you need.

elvith ,

IIRC if you cannot do it because you never learned it it's "Je ne sais pas parler français"

bitMasque ,

"I do not speak French" versus "I do not know how to speak French". Both are correct, though only the latter clarifies not speaking the language because they do not understand it, rather than purely out of spite. So in this specific case, the former could be used as a subtle FU.

DacoTaco ,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

Wouldnt "je ne sais pas parler francais" be more of a "i dont know speak french"? Like, sounding more gramatically broken?
The 'parler' is in an unconjugated form, i read that like its some broken form hehe

ilost7489 ,

From what I can find and from what I know, it is grammatically correct however French is not my first language. As an English speaker I would probably go "parler le français"

bitMasque ,

That would mean "speaking the French", so while incorrect, I'm sure people would get what you would be trying to say.

ilost7489 ,

Ok that's what I thought thinking back on it. I don't use french often enough to really be certain all the time

JamesStallion ,

Moé chais pas comment jassé en jouale

bitMasque ,

The verb "parler" is indeed supposed to be unconjugated. That's down to differing grammar and syntax in French and English. If I were to try and translate directly from French to English while maintaining the original sentence structure and whatnot, it would look roughly like this:
"I not know not speaking French."

...Which is awkward as hell to read, mostly thanks to French splitting negatives into two parts, but you can see how the verb "parler" (speaking or talking) is unconjugated.

You may also notice how that sentence structure looks more similar to an antiquated way of speaking English, if we tweak that just a little bit:
"I know not how to speak French."

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I can say "I don't speak [language], sorry." in about 10 languages, just so if someone tries to speak to me I can say that to them.

So far only one person has said any follow up things in that language. I like to think it was "but you're speaking it now!" but probably just about work stuff.

Is it weird that I get a very tiny kick out of the slight confusion I can see on some people's faces?

DacoTaco ,
@DacoTaco@lemmy.world avatar

Nope, i also get that kick out of it haha. Love it.
Though, i must say that my french is really terrible so i might as wel just not speak it

Magister ,
@Magister@lemmy.world avatar

Va swinger la bacaisse dans l'fond d'la boite à boîs

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

Ouf... Je me suis pris un bon de Québec en pleine tête. Je n'étais pas prêt.

QT1 ,

Is that you, Werner Herzog?

modifier , (edited )

Herzog was handsome in his youth but this fella looks nothing like him.

QT1 ,

It’s a reference to this:

https://youtu.be/6pY-0JfEdLY?feature=shared

PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

Thanks for this. I could watch this channel all day long.

modifier ,

Oh I know, I love this, but thank you. I was just making a very poor joke.

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