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Ensign_Crab , in When any online discussion accidentally mentions Brazil

7-1.

Hahah_Montana ,
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Why are you proud? Are you German?

Brazilian Holocausts: 0

German Holocausts: 1

Twinkletoes , in Manslaughter

Man’s laughter

Catoblepas , in Propane as a Service

Propane as a service? PAAS gas, you might say?

Cosmonauticus , in Propane as a Service

Hank would never

andrew_bidlaw ,
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Buck's bucks say otherwise.

neoman4426 ,

I mean, that seems pretty normal? I'm about 70% sure they must have shown some of those 250 or whatever gallon tanks that get filled monthly or so at some point, and having that as a recurring bill rather than ordering it every month seems entirely reasonable

spookex ,

Also, at least here in Japan, some of the houses use LP gas and some of those are just a large propane tank outside of the house that a company replaces on a schedule.

I guess that's a subscription too

Clent ,

It may not be monthly but there are companies that will monitor your levels and schedule refills as needed. If you're getting refilled per month you probably need a bigger tank. Most people are using propane for heating and don't need it refilled in the summer.

There are also options to spread the cost over the year so you're making payments each month. That is sort of a subscription but when I think subscription I think of a service you're charged for whether you use it or not and not financing.

Lost_My_Mind ,

Don't need it refilled in the summer??? Do they not own grills???

Hank would politely but firmly ask them to leave.

HessiaNerd ,

I got a 250 gallon tank. I don't have it hooked up to my grill, I just use the 5 gallon tanks for that. It's more of a pita to hard plumb that than it's worth, plus if I forget to turn the grill off I'm out 5 gallons, if I hard plumbed it to my main tank...

cm0002 ,

Nah,

Buck Strickland would get Hank to go along with it (maybe even enthusiastically) for the initial "Good" stages where they try to make propane delivery far better and more streamlined for customers blah blah blah. Buck would hide/skip over the "Taking investment money, while not making any profit" parts

Eventually Hank would start getting a few questions popping up in his head when he starts realizing the propane is being sold cheap, too cheap. He'd go to Buck and Buck would be able to shift Hank away.

Then the enshittification stage hits and Hank realizes what's going on, after a while of "Bucks got this" he'll get infuriated when Bobby shows him online comments from people complaining of the now crappy service. He goes to confront Buck, only to find him drunk AF at a stripper club and not giving AF because he's gonna be rich.

Meanwhile Peggy, infuriated at these online comments from people, makes Bobby show her how to get one of "these new social applications" and proceeds to defend her husband online, while discovering that she finds it addictively fun.

Hank will try to confront him again the next day, only to find Buck freaking TF out because things aren't working out like he thought and beg Hank to fix things like usual.

Hank sits down and cranks out a solid and reasonable plan for profitability, makes Buck pay back the investors to take back control and restores things back to profitable normalcy. When he gets back home after, he finds Peggy stuck on her phone desperately fighting against a storm of trolls, he just takes the phone and turns it off and carries her to bed

Fin.

Lost_My_Mind ,

God dammit......it's not fair to write King of the Hill fanfic when you're one of the writters for the actual show.

Goldholz ,

Are they really an official writer?

downpunxx , in Practicing for when I'm invited to the next pizzatag event that German guy missed.
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why does that couple in red look like they are being held hostage

flughoernchen ,

Because some rando just broke into their house and throws out their pizza.

SpikesOtherDog OP ,

It's a penalty for being tagged.

AVincentInSpace , in Running is the solution to all of life's problems

the man on the right was so angry he exploded the woman with his mind

toynbee , in This does explain a lot.

I understand why many pictures have perceived offensive words censored unnecessarily, but is "cat" or "catfish" really one of those words?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I'm not sure what you're talking about. I don't see anything censored and I didn't censor anything.

toynbee ,

... Sorry. The "X" to close the image was over the "a" in "catfish" and matched the background color, so it looked like censoring. I didn't think about it because I use the back button on my phone to close images rather than the X.

Entirely my fault, sorry again!

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

No worries.

fulcrummed , in Practicing for when I'm invited to the next pizzatag event that German guy missed.

Kept watching hoping to see him make the shot. My god he got close a few times.

apocalypticat ,
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You didn't watch till the end, he makes it on the very last try!

SpikesOtherDog OP ,

It's actually a compilation. I get it on the ninth try.

Sorgan71 , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

I feel like now both linux users and vegans fill the same social niche of being the most defensive and annoying person in the room.

wafflez ,

Stop paying for animals to be hurt

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I'm a Linux user but a meat eater. So from our slice of pie, it ain't our fault you way to pay for a shitty product.

BurningTurtle , in Practicing for when I'm invited to the next pizzatag event that German guy missed.
@BurningTurtle@feddit.org avatar

Did not expect this one to be exported.

SpikesOtherDog OP ,

I browse all often. Sometimes I get them, sometimes it's lost in Google translation.

bleistift2 ,

I didn’t think it would get this much attention even on feddit.org. Made my week.

AntiGuide ,

The export nation strikes again

PlexSheep ,

Exportweltmeister!!!

pufferfisherpowder , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.

First of I run linux on my personal machine.
Second, I shut down my work machine at the end of the day and if there is an update - let it update. The result? Not a single problem with windows updates in years! Strange, I know.

Sidenote: I always thought people were partially making fun of windows updates because you have to reboot all the time. I have to log out to switch from integrated to dedicated graphics in Linux and pretty much 90% of all updates require a reboot. And to conserve battery I have to shut down the laptop anyway, since hibernation is but a dream. But whatever, it's not a competition.

Valmond ,

When you have a nice setup in programming (compiler, database, diverse docs, shells etc), you don't want to shut all that down. If you can, good for you!

nickwitha_k ,

My dev VM is almost entirely disposable. Could be up and running again, fresh in 30-60min, not counting time to pull the repo. Why use a local db server? Seems weird to me but, I came to development through SysAdmin and support stuff, so, was used to not owning the machine that I was on. That probably has heavily influenced my workflow.

Out of curiosity, would you mind sharing a bit any the languages/frameworks and workflows that you are using? I'm mainly using Go, C++, Python, and a few others and just having trouble figuring out how I'd arrive at a situation like that. No CI/CD and test systems?

Valmond ,

Well if I shut down visual studio, it takes some time to relaunch it, it uses a distant unix server to compile.

I usually have a bunch of explorers open on distant repos for checking traces. Some soft connected to a database (with tables open), shells open on servers, or inside a docker on that server, all that goes away at reboot.

Nothing crazy, it's just convenient to just continue working instead of having to set it all up in the morning.

CI/CD, thats for integration and should IMO be on a server somewhere 😁 not on your PC that you shut off in the evening!

I do mostly C/C++, linux/windows. Database, gui, etc.

Kusimulkku ,

Windows Update is just dogslow and forces a reboot. For me even a significant distro update takes much less time and it doesn't force you to reboot (nor to update for that matter).

I don't have to reboot after an update very often, almost never really. It's kernel updates where I have to reboot, other stuff I can restart and avoid it that way if I still want to keep the pc on.

I know on some systems hibernation (suspend-to-disk) can be fiddly. For me it worked out of the box which was nice.

creditCrazy , in Manslaughter
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I think we need more manderan oranges

Drusas , in Manslaughter

Malewife?

MacNCheezus ,
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pyre ,

wow that's stupid on so many levels

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Are you saying men can’t be women if they choose to?

Whoa, get a load of this transphobic bigot over here.

pyre ,

now that's stupid on so many levels. but I know who you are so it is not unexpected.

Gloomy ,
@Gloomy@mander.xyz avatar

Why?

pyre ,

for starters i think it's extremely stupid to supposedly go against traditional gender roles by using language that perpetuates it.

that's like a feminist saying women in the workforce should be called femhusbands.

Hahah_Montana ,
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Urban dictionary for your definition, clearly you're not mentally well if that's your source...

MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Ah yes, let me just look it up in the Cambridge Dictionary in order to satisfy your distinguished sensibilities...

Whoops. 0 results

The only other source for a definition is Wiktionary, and guess what, it lists UD as a primary reference.

And then there's KnowYourMeme, but I can promise that this one is even worse for your mental health.

Hahah_Montana ,
@Hahah_Montana@lemmy.wtf avatar

That's literally the whole point, it's not a real word. Get a grip on reality, nutjob.

Maggoty ,

Yeah that's complete bullshit. The word you're looking for is partner. As in we're doing things together and there just aren't gender roles in the house.

VinesNFluff , in I swear it slows down when it knows I'm in a rush.
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

gently puts USB drive containing Linux on center of table, then silently walks away

FozzyOsbourne , in This does explain a lot.
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The moustache says wisdom, the eyes say googly

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