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garbagebagel , in Lefty dad jokes.

The mental gymnastics of my brain when irl ACAB but I will stan Olivia Benson until the day I die. TV doesn't count.

roscoe ,

It's a lot easier to tolerate the copaganda when they're almost exclusively going after rapists.

The thing I found funny about SVU is someone obviously said "shit, Olivia has been at this for decades, she should be a captain by now," so they made her one but she's still taking calls, the first on the scene, and participating in the investigation.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Arguably the copaganda aspect is Olivia treating victims with respect and listening to them.

Toneswirly ,

Dude any of the characters on The Wire are eminently likeable. And they're not even portrayed as morally good!

trolololol ,

That's tv for you. Who's going to watch a show where the main characters are asholes? (: my auto correct seems to have issues with this word)

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

I mean, It's Always Sunny did pretty well.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

That was the plot of Seinfeld, though.

trolololol ,

And everybody is still surprised it worked lol

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

not really. Jerry was already a popular comedian.

trolololol ,

Well, I can't stand stand up, so I assume that's not the reason anyone watches it

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

also:

  • The Honeymooners
  • All In The Family
  • According to Jim
  • King of Queens
  • Rick and Morty

...to name just a few more

trolololol ,

I uuhh err

I may recognise some of these names

But plz don't call me old

DragonTypeWyvern , in I know covid is "over", but please continue washing your hands!

The one thing I was hoping we'd keep from Covid was sick people wearing masks in public.

Guess not.

thorbot , in Priorities

The only reason(s) this image has persisted through the history of all time has nothing to do with the sign.

state_electrician ,

Priorities.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a sign?

Pacmanlives , in My body, my choice

I always love playing pool when tanked!!! So much fun!

taiyang , in Lefty dad jokes.

Man I had such a crush on her.

Btw ACAB probably doesn't apply to her as she's support (same way the wacky corenor wouldn't count). In real life, imagine calling a social worker employed by the cops a bastard.

Also is NCIS even about cops? And isn't there a whole arc on dealing with internal corruption? Or am I mixing that up with another show.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, NCIS is about cops. They're the cops of the Navy and Marines.

I consider those who directly enforce the law to be under the ACAB umbrella. People who provide assistance to them may or may not be.

corsicanguppy ,

My sister-in-law moonlights as both an EMT and a firefighter when she's not a cop.

Can I get a schedule so I know when she's a bastard? Like, if she's called off the wildfire line in town to do some traffic management, is she a bastard if she's driving to the site in her blue digs in her personal vehicle, or if she is driving back home with both uniforms in the trunk is she bastard-adjacent? She's normally a really great person, so I don't want to misstep.

I gotta know at what point she fulfills your generalization requirements.

TranscendentalEmpire ,

I think that kinda depends on how you view morals and ethics. One could claim that a profession doesn't define your morality.......but I doubt many say that about the Nazi or Isis.

Now that's a bit hyperbolic, but it does lend weight to the framework of the argument. Can an individual be "good" and simultaneously be supporting a system or group that is "bad".

Now you can wholly reject the notion that the police are bastards, but that would just be a different debate, and likely a futile one. But, it would still be a stronger argument than your original.

moonlights as both an EMT and a firefighter when she's not a cop.

If my day job is working as a corrupt politician, but I moonlight at a homeless shelter.....does that cancel each other out? If a person wanted for murder stops a mugging, does he get a get out of jail free card?

She's normally a really great person

I don't doubt she's a great person to you and people she cares about, but we're not really talking about personal relationships.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Even when she’s not a cop she is still a cop if that answers your question.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

ACAB can apply to support staff. Especially forensic staff.

Funnily enough, Behind the Bastards just did a couple segments on pseudoscience in forensics.

taiyang ,

Not too surprised there. In an ideal world, your support staff are independent, scientific, rigorous, etc., but I very much can imagine someone fudging data to help the cops.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

It gets blurry, because "defund the cops" isn't the Libertarian wet dream of no police force, but to change the funding for less funding to negative areas (like military APC and so on) and instead hire councillors and such, with the same current budget.

BaronVonBort , in Like ships in the night

Texas residents using a VPN for porn

Desistance ,
@Desistance@lemmy.world avatar

And Louisiana. People forget that it was first in the porn ban that doesn't even work.

ChillDude69 ,

I'm one of these Texas motherfuckers getting fucked with by this dumb shit. I am in the market for a cheap, effective VPN.

I'm thinking about trying Express VPN, but I haven't had time to do all the comparison shopping for which one is actually best. I don't need a shitload of different devices, all at once. At most, I need to maybe cover one desktop PC and two WiFi devices. But I'd be cool with just one seat.

Anyone got recommendations?

FlihpFlorp ,

I’d recommend proton vpn. They have a few other services like email and password managers but there free tier is more than adequate

ChillDude69 ,

Well, holy fuck! I already have a Protonmail account, so I guess all I need to do is download the VPN app. I'll fuck with that, later. Thanks for reminding me this exists!

SeabassDan , in Foghorn knows Sailors, and you are no Sailor

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ed51fc59-7335-4277-9686-45d21ec2298e.jpeg

This will always be my favorite, it perfectly captures the way he actually talks imo

Neato , in I know covid is "over", but please continue washing your hands!
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Because I've had this conversation too many times before:

If you use the urinal, wash your hands. Even if you didn't have to touch it to flush, wash your hands. Your dick is not "cleaner than the door handle", wash your hands.

TubularTittyFrog ,

this assumes you don't wash your dick everytime you go to the bathroom

Empricorn , in Priorities

Damn. Sorry, what sign?

Gormadt , in I know covid is "over", but please continue washing your hands!
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There's more diseases than COVID that can fuck people up out there

Please wash your hands and keep at least a few feet back

I don't need to feel your breath on my neck while we're in line

MrJameGumb , in Like ships in the night
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot the third car using a VPN to get all the content they're actually paying for on all of their streaming apps

cmgvd3lw ,

A 4th car is going to the highseas.

BallShapedMan , in I know covid is "over", but please continue washing your hands!
@BallShapedMan@lemmy.world avatar

Ever see the Mythbusters episode where they lined up toothbrushes to see how far fecal matter traveled. Right near the toilet was the worst but nowhere was safe.

So yes washing hands helps but it's not the be all, end all solution.

I'm sure someone will disagree with me but I think protecting ourselves completely from infection isn't a good idea. Particularly after reading Immune (good but not the best resource) I think washing our hands all the time or using antibacterial soap is not a good choice for our individual health and immune system strength.

FordBeeblebrox , in Lefty dad jokes.

Abby’s no cop, just a giant science nerd who works for the Navy.

stufkes ,

She helps cover up Gibbs' crime though.

Dreizehn , in I know covid is "over", but please continue washing your hands!
@Dreizehn@kbin.social avatar

COVID or not, wash your damn hands. It is disgusting to see a person deposit a shit and walk right past the soap and water.

VindictiveJudge ,

Was sitting in a stall and heard a guy leave the urinal and loudly bitch to nobody in particular that he didn't touch his dick while pissing so he wasn't going to wash his hands, because, "fuck that shit." Why are people like this?

FlashMobOfOne ,
@FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world avatar

People won't.

COVID's most important lesson is that it's the fucking Wild West and we're all stuck doing our best to protect ourselves.

SpaceNoodle , in Foghorn knows Sailors, and you are no Sailor

Kinda reminds me of Huckabee TBH

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