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sem , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

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Damn, it wasn't like that when I initially read it but I can't see the full article either now.

lemming934 ,

hitting refresh in firefox reader mode works for me.

mke ,

Firefox + uBlock origin with the annoyances filter list enabled did the trick for me, I think. I assume reader mode works just fine too, but I'm not a fan.

creditCrazy , in You can fit two cars there
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One pretty big factor to these getting bought is due to safety and for that reason I feel like we as a society has prioritized driver safety that we have sacrificed pedestrian safety

Tehdastehdas ,
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Nope, purely emotional buying:

... occupant death rate was 6% higher in SUVs than in conventional cars, and 8% in the biggest ones.

... children are eight times more likely to die when struck by an SUV compared with an average passenger car.

... “These figures suggest that SUVs were probably killing around an extra 3,000 people in the US a year at that time – more than died at 9/11,” write Simms and Murray. Roughly a third of those died in SUV rollovers, and another third from being hit by one. The final third were being killed by respiratory problems because of the extra pollution caused by SUVs.”

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/nov/05/monsters-of-the-road-what-should-the-uk-do-about-suvs

creditCrazy ,
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Eh most of your points kinda proves my point of how we have been sacrificing pedestrian safety for driver safety the only considerable counterpoint you brought up is how SUVs are more prone to rollover and from what I understand about cars getting bigger is so crashing is less deadly but by being bigger you also make crashing more inevitable so I guess that's a bit of a stalemate argument

Baylahoo ,

I'd argue that it sacrifices the safety of any other car that's smaller than it too, with sudans being the most vulnerable. No way a bumper difference of feet allows for the smaller car's safety features to work as intended if not bypassed entirely.

KillingTimeItself ,

especially when lifted, if you're driving a corolla or some shit and get hit with a tonka truck you're getting mostly lower suspension, luckily it's still an engine block in front of you, but it's still fucking horrifying.

I've also heard that these things almost never get insured because they're a fucking mess.

creditCrazy ,
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Yeah crumple zones are enforced by the bumper so when you lift a car you're making the colliding car smash into the other above the bumper and gliding above the crumple zone if I recall the Ford pento was unfairly judged because the cars that were used to rate it's rear end crash safety had their front ends waghted down to simulate heavy breaking however it caused the cars to not only have more weight than normal but they also ramed into the pento going under the crumple zone and directly into the gas tank so I guess you can also make a argument for lowered SUVs and trucks to be just as bad as lifted trucks and suvs

KillingTimeItself ,

so I guess you can also make a argument for lowered SUVs and trucks to be just as bad as lifted trucks and suvs

smells to me like any non standardization in the auto industry greatly increases the danger of being in a car. Surely this won't cause any problems.

KillingTimeItself ,

it's not safety, i mean, well, it is safety, at the cost of the poor sod that you crash into and fucking kill. Or the children that you're statistically more likely to run over and even more statistically likely to kill if you do hit them.

You know what else is safe? Not ramming your car into a brick wall.

I'm just talking about car safety for the first bit here, not even pedestrian impacts.

KillingTimeItself , in You can fit two cars there

i will never understand the inability for people driving vehicles like this to say shit like "never buy a small vehicle, this 3 ton truck saved my life, it's basic physics"

Yeah, and if i'm rolling a freight train and someone gets in my way, i won't even notice, it's basic physics.

okamiueru , (edited )

American "I got mine" mentality at its finest. Too much lead poisoning (my leading hypothesis. You don't elect someone like Trump unless there is something seriously wrong) to realise it's a race to the bottom. When enough people do something at the expense of others, what a surprise when others also do it at the expense of you, and it all turns to shit.

It's this absurd country of "Christian" values, except not the part of caring for others, "fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections... Or, they meddle in favour of my team! We need to do something about the socio-economic situation! What, unions? No fuck that Marxist shit you commie!"

Etc. It's all just too dumb. Hence, lead poisoning hypothesis.

Cypher ,

It's from Australia. Care to try again?

Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

Australian "I got mine" mentality at its finest. Too much lead poisoning (my leading hypothesis. You don't elect someone like Pauline Hanson unless there is something seriously wrong) to realise it's a race to the bottom. When enough people do something at the expense of others, what a surprise when others also do it at the expense of you, and it all turns to shit.

It's this absurd country of "Christian" values, except not the part of caring for others, "fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for China, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections... Or, they meddle in favour of my team! We need to do something about the socio-economic situation! What, unions? No fuck that Marxist shit you commie!"

octopus_ink ,

It's still an example of the American Christian mentality, even if this example is in Australia. Like Trump supporters are examples of the Nazi mentality even though they aren't actually--ok bad example there.

uis ,
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"fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections...

Nah, it's because Putin buys yachts

octopus_ink ,

It’s this absurd country of “Christian” values, except not the part of caring for others, “fuck that socialism hippie shit, except for Russia, which is cool now because they meddle in our elections…

Yeah, they don't like that be nice to others, love thy neighbor, turn the other cheek stuff anymore.

And that's not just a quip: An evangelical leader is warning that conservative Christians are now rejecting the teachings of Jesus as "liberal talking points."

https://lemmy.ml/pictrs/image/23df4c8b-0eec-435b-acea-f2a2a28f818a.webp

KillingTimeItself ,

the lead poisoning would only really apply to people 50 and older, i would think, based on my assumed timespans of leaded fuel and continual exposure to it.

uis ,
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Yeah, and if i'm rolling a freight train and someone gets in my way, i won't even notice, it's basic physics.

And every time you arrive the chime will play.

KillingTimeItself ,

nah here in the US we subscribe to the notion that freighters have bells on them.

Anything else is a crime against trains.

uis ,
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KillingTimeItself ,

a lot of other countries around the world do have bells on some of their freight lines, but it seems to be primarily US import freighters, though there are domestic manufacturers outside of the US that do use bells. I hear they're relatively common in canada as well? Makes sense frankly.

specifically, this one

BeMoreCareful ,

I wonder which vehicle is legitimately safer. I think crumple zones are a big part of why wrecks are so much more survivable now. I don't think it'd be a simple as most mass wins, but more how the vehicle transfers that to occupants.

I know I got rear ended by one of those beasts and it totalled my car, but didn't seem to bother the tank that hit me. I was shocked at the damage because it didn't really feel that bad. Of course I don't really know anything about vehicle safety so I could real easily be wrong.

Malfeasant ,

the tank that hit me

Not fair to call it a tank. A tank driver can see what's in front of it.

Dinsmore ,

You're right on crumple zones, but also bumper height makes a big difference (i.e. if bumpers are aligned, there's less damage). https://www.motortrend.com/news/collision-costs-iihs-says-car-suv-bumper-heights-can-prove-expensive-9290/

KillingTimeItself ,

the reason why mass matters is because if you have more mass, let's say twice the mass of a sedan for example, you transfer significantly more energy into the smaller vehicle, and the smaller vehicle transfers significantly less energy into the large vehicle.

go find a video of a freight training crashing into a car or something at a crossing. There's a reason freight trains don't have crumple zones.

shaman1093 , in You can fit two cars there

Fuck RAMs - I honestly do not understand it

Aux ,

You will understand why fuck rams once you start living in Welsh countryside. /s

skyspydude1 ,

That's not a RAM, that's a newer Silverado. GM is basically the king of massive cars at this point, everything they make is fucking massive

shaman1093 ,

Thanks for the correction, they are ridiculously massive! Seen one today on the way to work, insane

humorlessrepost ,

As someone who just went from Cadillac’s largest sedan at the time (XTS) to their largest sedan now (CT5), I can say this isn’t the case for GM’s cars, just their trucks.

skyspydude1 ,

That's fair enough. A huge part of the lineup, and basically all they advertise, are trucks, so it tends to be what I associate most with GM. The CT5 wouldn't happen to be a V, would it?

humorlessrepost ,

It’s not. I couldn’t find one from 2021 or 2022 with Super Cruise in the entire country, and only three in the country that weren’t V. But for the CT5 it’s honestly a negligible difference, unlike for the CTS, as long as it’s the twin turbo V6. Just a slight tuning difference and some badges.

ICastFist , in You can fit two cars there
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How else are they supposed to tell the entire world they are massive dicks with micro penises?

blackn1ght , in You can fit two cars there

I wonder how big these things are compared to European lorry? That thing is fucking huge!

twig , in You can fit two cars there

I've used huge trucks for bush work. Like we're talking going mudding just to get to work. This line of work basically put me in the position that is the subject of commercials that try to convince suburban dads that they need a huge truck in case one day their family goes on a fictional camping trip to the middle of a swamp.

Anyways, you know what I learned? These fucking things suck at off-roading.

  • They have shit visibility. You sometimes need to get out of the truck to see around corners, especially if you're cresting steep hills
  • They have a dangerously high center of gravity (I saw a bunch of coworkers roll theirs) that is only amplified if you carry large loads in their truck beds
  • Over-complicated features like traction control will actually kill your power if you're doing some technical driving, which will make you get stuck when you don't need to

There's no good reason for these pieces of shit to exist.

III ,

But what if I need to believe that others think my penis is bigger than it is? Is there any other way?

yonder ,

A tank.

tektite ,

Get a properly sized pickup truck covered in dings and scratches showing you actually utilize the thing. Your penis is huge and you've got balls of steel! A paragon of masculinity!

Potatos_are_not_friends OP ,

This line of work basically put me in the position that is the subject of commercials that try to convince suburban dads that they need a huge truck in case one day their family goes on a fictional camping trip to the middle of a swamp.

This is so on point.

So many defenders go, "It helped when I had to haul shit to the dump" or "I bring wood back to build my shed".

What about the other 95% of the year? Because I rent a van to move shit and I'm happy taking the bus.

KillingTimeItself ,

“It helped when I had to haul shit to the dump” or “I bring wood back to build my shed”.

the marks of a man scared to learn how to tow a trailer because "i don't know how to do it"

Just use a trailer, it's not that bad.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Or do what I did and pay cash for a beat up old truck to do those things with. Mine didn't even have a radio, the heat barely worked, but it hauled hog feed and garbage well enough. And I wasn't paying a grand a month in a car payment and insurance.

Dozzi92 ,
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I volunteered driving ambulances. Started in high school, 2003-2004. Our rigs at the time were a '97 Chevy van with a box and a '99 F250 with a box. They were the biggest things I'd driven at the time.

Moved away, did life, came back a decade later. Newest rigs were now 2015 F450 Super Duty with a box you could legit stand up in. Thing was unnecessarily large. All the things you're saying are correct. The rig we purchased while I was there ended up being a slightly larger mod, but came with front, side, and rear cameras, because you're absolutely right, can't see shit. Blind spot in the front is legit 10-15 feet from the bumper.

You know what didn't change in that interim? People's windy, tiny driveways. I won't toot my own horn but I'm a good driver, I frequently tell my wife "You could fit a Mac truck through there" when she's driving and won't squeeze through a gap. So when it came time to back these rigs up these narrow, curving driveways, up a hill, it was difficult. I'd have my crew get out generally and go begin assessment so I could get the rig in place for takedown. Problem is that I couldn't drive all the time, and so the rig would frequently get left down on the road. And I don't blame anyone, they were difficult maneuvers. I knew a few members who outright refused to drive the newer rigs becaude they were so massive, so now we've neutered our manpower.

Rediphile , (edited )

There's no good reason for these pieces of shit to exist.

So did you start taking an old civic to the in-the-bush job site then or what?

Edit: Or a midsize pickup or SUV or something? Helicopter? The down votes here are pretty absurd lol. I'm trying to figure out what vehicle to take to in-the-bush job sites in the future that can better handle the conditions, which the person I replied to specifically pointed out.

Bilbo_Haggins ,

Most useful off-road vehicle I've ever driven was a lot like this thing: https://www.offroaderie.com/new-models/kawasaki-side-x-side-mule-sx-2036834140399698232475668

Or just a regular sized pickup truck, which I've also used for plenty of sites. But honestly I prefer the mules because they hold all the stuff I need for work and can fit through most forest understory. And in the rare chance that you happen to turtle them it's possible to pull them off/out of whatever they're stuck on. If you get a giant truck stuck in the mud you're donezo.

I also took my Toyota Prius to plenty of sites, although I'd never off-road with it when the ground is swampy or sandy it did fine on plenty of rough roads and open fields. I'm sure a Subaru or other small all wheel drive sedan could handle lots of off-road work sites.

Rediphile ,

Thank you! Makes sense. I think I was sort of misreading your statement initially. And I guess I never really thought about the 350s and aboves useful applications (or lack thereof lol).

I'll add my Honda Element did surprisingly well for many 1000s of km of rough logging roads once upon a time.

I_Clean_Here ,

You dumbass

spiphy ,

There’s no good reason for these pieces of shit to exist.

Have you considered the profits of the auto industry?

tombruzzo ,

My uncle did a four wheel driving day in his Subaru Forrester one time and it could climb hills others couldn't because it was so light.

I've also heard stories of farmers with tiny 4x4s like a Suzuki Jimny using them during floods because they don't sink in the mud like the massive ones do

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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I prefer driving smaller cars in heavy snow because they're light enough to sit on top and not get bogged down. Back when I had a commute in my tiny little Scion xA I'd drive by bro-dozers and SUVs stuck in the snow thinking their four-wheel drive would save them from being idiots.

Bilbo_Haggins ,

Not to mention they don't even fucking fit in off-road situations half the time. Unless you're in a wide open field or have giant cleared roads (in which case why do you need an ultimate off-road machineTM), most off-road situations in the eastern US are going to involve trees. Try driving around trees in that thing and you'll be stuck in a matter of minutes.

For all the actual off road work I've done, the best vehicle has always been those little utility off-road vehicles (we call them mules or gators but I'm sure they have a real name) or just a regular-sized pickup truck with 4 wheel drive and low gears.

KillingTimeItself ,

For all the actual off road work I’ve done, the best vehicle has always been those little utility off-road vehicles (we call them mules or gators but I’m sure they have a real name) or just a regular-sized pickup truck with 4 wheel drive and low gears.

UTVs, side by sides, i've seen stuff like that used to refer to them in a more generic manner, shockingly those are so good primarily because they weigh nothing and have comparatively huge tires with way more surface area, while also having equivalent power if not more, just due to the size.

KillingTimeItself ,

Anyways, you know what I learned? These fucking things suck at off-roading.

no shit, they're running live axle suspension, no amount of lift kit is going to get your diff case unstuck from the mud LMAO.

Doesn't help that these idiots also put small tires on big rims to get that bafflingly stupid look on them, which lowers the ride quality, and lowers the axle even more.

I'm convinced you have to be brain damaged to own a bro dozer, let alone think an f150 with live axles can get around in mud. Bro almost nothing can, a humvee might do it, but it's also literally built to do it. It's got full independent suspension, nice large tires with high sidewalls, portal axles for increased clearance. It's got a low cab, set next to the engine and transmission (that's why they're so wide) They're short, so they can get around trees and shit and likewise have a low CG.

And f150 looks like it was built to be a parody of a hummer, and it's no surprise that they drive and handle like shit as a result.

bassad ,

please go send a 0 star review on constructors website.

oh shit you can't !

sunbeam60 ,

Completely. Give me a light Geländewagen (and I’m talking about the utility version that armies buy, not the blinged up Chelsea tractor version), with triple differential lock and it’ll out-drive these monster trucks any day, on any terrain, pulling the same weight.

Fades , in You can fit two cars there

Trust me, we hate it here in the US just as much.

Rentlar , in The Biden administration’s new automatic braking rule is “impractical,” auto industry says

The one rule I would dream of seeing is soft speed throttling to ensure that cars and trucks stay a safe 3 second distance or more apart from each other. That should be relatively easy to do with basic distance sensing and calculations.

Venator ,

Duno about newer cars, but in a 2017 model bmw it tends to brake for parked cars quite often when using radar cruise control...

chocoladisco ,

The Cupra Born I drove the other day (don't own a car and rely on carsharing and rentals for my business) while doing deliveries for a catering event did this. It was really annoying driving in narrow streets with it braking for parked cars.

GBU_28 ,

You can generally relax or turn off the setting but it takes going through annoying menus

Kecessa ,

My 2017 Volvo just warns me if there's a parked car in a curve, never had it brake automatically for parked cars no matter the scenario, so I guess it's just that BMW's system wasn't quite there yet at the time...

dankm ,

My car had a recall on it for braking too much. Probably a software issue that can be fixed, or has been fixed in newer models.

Venator , (edited )

Ah true, yeah I test drove a polestar and a Hyundai ioniq 5 before deciding to go with the bmw and they both worked a lot better, but were also way more expensive since they were new and the bmw was second hand 😅

Unfortunately there weren't any second hand phev volvos available in my area at the time.

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

Why would you be using cruise control around parked cars?

FatLegTed ,
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Was going to ask the same question - cruise control is for open roads like motorways. Not around town. No wonder they had issues with it.

GBU_28 ,

Cars broken down in the side of the road

MediumGray ,

I mean, you should be slowing down at least a bit when passing someone pulled over on the side of the road anyways, no? Just like going through a construction zone. It really depends on how much braking we're talking about.

GBU_28 ,

Yes, but that's not regular.

If traffic is flowing, you can't just slow way down on the interstate for each broken or stopped car

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

Not sure what the laws are there, but here you need to slow down or change lanes.

rickyrigatoni ,
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Cruise control is for when my foot needs a break. Especially when I'm speeding through school zones.

Venator ,

It's incredibly useful in stop and go traffic, and I'm often just too lazy to turn it off after the traffic ends, until it randomly brakes for a parked car 😅

Longpork3 ,

Because it reduces reaction time? If you set the cruise control and cover the brake with your foot then you have a faster braking response than if you have to switch pedals first.

Venator ,

There's often cars parked on the side of the road on highways in NZ... Its also incredibly useful in stop and go traffic and sometimes I'm too lazy to turn it off after the traffic ends, until it randomly brakes for a parked car 😅

logi ,

Maybe you don't. But ancestor post is suggesting to make it mandatory to avoid tail gating and then it had better work properly.

Nouveau_Burnswick ,

I didn't realize soft throttling is cruise control.

logi ,

Adaptive cruise control is just "go at this speed, but then apply soft throttle". So you're welcome, I guess?

Moneo ,

Fucking tailgaters. No idea why so few people seem to be aware of how dangerous and stupid it is to tailgate.

clay_pidgin ,

No, No. You don't understand. They are great drivers, an accident won't happen to THEM!

stoly ,

They do understand but think that they are playing the statistics. "It can't happen to me" is the mantra of many drivers.

Classy ,

Don't you fucking understand, I HAVE to get to the liquor store 0.38 seconds faster or I'm going to start getting withdrawals!

yogsototh ,
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dankm ,

It is relatively easy. My 2019 Mazda3 does this already when cruise control is on. Its front manufacturer logo is a radar device, and there are a few more on the car. Making it full-time should be easy enough.

Lemming6969 ,

Ripe for abuse as all gaps will always be huge and trivial to weave through.

bl_r , in You can fit two cars there

My car is probably smaller than the cabin and engine of that truck and I don’t even have a compact car

DaddleDew , in You can fit two cars there

He needs the large crew cab to have somewhere to put his groceries. Because he doesn't want to get that bed scratched.

Kecessa ,

Well you don't want groceries in the bed mostly because it will be thrown around since it's just open space...

BruceTwarzen ,

What a fantastic car design

Kecessa , (edited )

Things are pretty fantastic when you use them for that they're made to do... Try safely carrying 20 4'x8' sheets of sheetrock in a small car... Or try carrying two bags of groceries in a sedan's trunk without anything holding them in place...

Player2 ,

A van will have more cargo volume for the same wheelbase, be easier to load, and have the cargo be covered from the elements. Those are made for carrying stuff. Pick-ups are made only to show that the owner is compensating for something.

Kecessa ,

Pickups let you load stuff as high as you want to and the open sides can make things much simpler. Try loading a couple of loads of dirt in a van.

Player2 ,

For home use I have seen most people buy dirt in bags. A sedan or even a compact would handle carrying those. The open sides can be a benefit for sure, but I don't know about putting cargo 'as high as you want to,' given that wind is a thing. And vans are pretty tall anyway!

I understand that they can have some utility on a farm or something, but the average person is not regularly transporting a 'couple loads of dirt' in suburbia.

Kecessa ,

And I never said the average person should own a truck but buying dirt in bulk (measured in yards) isn't unusual if your house has space for a garden and it's way cheaper than buying bags of it. Same for carrying lumber that would be too long for a van.

Also it's very funny that if you want to be able to do most of things a truck can do, the alternative to a truck should be a contractor's van which has worse visibility on the sides and at the back, is just as big or bigger than a truck and uses the same engine...

sem ,

Why have them so high up off the ground though? Unless they're made for loading docks

Kecessa ,

The one in the picture isn't stock, the owner made it impractical unless he pulls trailers with a goose neck on the regular.

sem ,

Even the non lifted ones have the bed and seats way high up

Kecessa ,

If you need to be able to carry heavy loads you need the suspension to be able to absorb road bumps while loaded

scytale ,

Aren’t there cargo nets and other accessories for that? I get it if you have perishable groceries that need to be kept frozen until you get home and it’s hot outside.

Sir_Kevin ,
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Indeed. Hell my old Ranger had a gap in the bed liner so I could slide a 2x4 (I think I actually used a 2x6) in place and have a perfect divider for groceries right at the tailgate. It was simple and worked perfect. When it was time to do truck shit the board just lifted up and got tossed in with the bricks or whatever.

JJROKCZ ,

My dad always has trucks, whole 30 years of my life. To prevent groceries flying around you tie the bags and put them close to the cab, unless they’re really light and that case you put them in the cab. He never had crew cab until much later in my life so stuff had to go in the bed as 90s extended cabs were not very extended lol the days of the single fold down seat behind the main front seats sucked for me

Juvyn00b ,

I'm 6'2" and used one in my adult lifetime (ranger if I recall). At my age now I doubt I could do it again

FireRetardant ,

I watched a guy load bags of soil from the hardware store into the back seats of the crew cab while he had an empty bed. The bed would have been easier to load and could easily be hosed down if a bag leaked. I guess he forgot it was also a truck and not just a luxury commuter car.

MentallyExhausted , in I Would Like To Put Lunchmeat On The Cybertruck | Defector

You could spell out “fuck Elon Musk” in bacon. Just saying…

Itdidnttrickledown , in You can fit two cars there

From the US here. They have uses as work trucks but the majority of these bro-dozers are pristine and have have never hit any water deeper than a pothole in the road.

11111one11111 ,

Everyone I know in the US that owns trucks like what op shared are all work trucks for general contractors or were bought to pull their giant campers. I know the bro-dozer community you're talking about but those trucks are not usually new trucks like op's. This is in rural America tho not the suburbs so maybe it's different in other areas.

BigPotato ,

A neighbor runs his own plumbing company. He's got an early 2000s Dodge and formerly an early 2000s Ford.

His main complaint about modern trucks, after the price, is the bed being too high for him to easily load and unload equipment.

11111one11111 ,

Yeah I'm no mechanic but I think it's from the way their doing the suspension to increase tow load. I can't remember the truck models but it was the largest model vs the 2nd largest model had the exact same engine size and sp3cs but the larger truck had a way larger low weight than the other and I was told it all came down to the differences in the transmission and suspension. I 100% agree tho I have worked jobs that had trucks with beds that were so fuckin stupid high it turned loading/unloading to a 2 part or 2 person task. Once onto the tailgate. Second to move to front of bed when normally we could just give a good toss and load the truck in fraction of the time.

FireRetardant ,

Work vans are the superior work vehicle for the majority of use cases. Lower bed/floor height to make loading easier. Covered rear so your tools/product doesnt get wet or dirty. Able to carry a ton of equipment, taller models you can even stand in and use a workbench in the van. The side of the van is large and flat making it easier to print large letters and numbers to advertise the company. Most modern work vans have better visibility than similarly sized trucks.

KillingTimeItself ,

people keep saying that they have uses as work trucks and i'm not sure i believe them because they made smaller trucks in the 90s and 80s and those trucks were still for work?

I mean i've seen one of these things towing 5 fucking cars. I can't think of the last time i had to load up 5 cars on a shipping trailer and then ship them on my fucking daily driver. Honestly i didn't even think that was possible, but apparently it is, and i have no idea why people own these things as daily drivers now.

to be clear, my issue here is that saying they have uses is underselling the problem. You can hire a semi with a flatbed to ship a bag of sand. But that's fucking stupid.

OldChicoAle ,

Okay but they're not commercial vehicles...

johannesvanderwhales ,

Personally I live in Colorado and most people who drive trucks that size here use them for offroading. Given the gas mileage they're very impractical for day to day.

neo , in You can fit two cars there

If there's a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don't feel safe!

Localhorst86 ,

What about a bear, though?

jaybone ,

Bears are stupid. I eat da honey, hurr durr.

AngryCommieKender ,

Black bears wouldn't have a chance of survival being hit with that thing. Grizzlys might slow the truck down, maybe. A Polar Bear is the only type of bear I can think of that you'd really need a tank sized vehicle to deal with it. Heck even a Giant Panda is just gonna bat at you to get you to go away since you aren't bamboo.

myrrh ,

...polar bears are white grizzlies...

AngryCommieKender ,

Given the size difference alone, no they are not.

gandalf_der_12te , in You can fit two cars there
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externalized obesity epidemic

Because you can't pack this much fat into one body.

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