halloween_spookster ,

AI. Bitcoin.

spiderman ,
@spiderman@ani.social avatar

Why Bitcoin?

ChairmanMeow ,
@ChairmanMeow@programming.dev avatar

It's gonna make fiat obsolete. Any day now!

yboutros ,
@yboutros@infosec.pub avatar

Fiat makes itself obsolete

spiderman ,
@spiderman@ani.social avatar

I still don't know why fiat exist

Nibodhika ,

Because Bitcoin was supposed to be a decentralized peer-to-peer cash solution, which is impossible with Bitcoin with the scalability issues it has currently.

Spiritually Bitcoin's original idea still lives on Bitcoin Cash. But it doesn't have the popularity nor the name brand to be able to make the huge impact that Bitcoin could have made if it was usable by end users when it gained popularity.

yboutros ,
@yboutros@infosec.pub avatar

Bitcoin cash was an attempt at centralized control by Jihan Wu. Just because the block size is bigger doesn't mean it's better for decentralization. In fact, the increased costs of maintaining a node just makes it harder for people in (typically poorer) oppressive countries to self verify

They are still increasing the TPS, lightning network isn't perfect, but it can scale beyond visa until more upgrades are implemented

Nibodhika ,

The lighting network is bound to fail because it suffers from the same problem Bitcoin is solving, i.e. it only works in centralized hubs. Think about how a new user would come to Bitcoin if the LN was in full effect, they would need to spend hundreds to open a channel to a centralized hub, the more centralized the better so it can connect to more places, so they can ensure they have the funds and the connectivity to use the network, because channels can't be increased, if he ever needs more funds than what he has he will need to close the channel and open a new one, and because channels might be used by third parties when routing through the network if he spends double that amount to create two channels to two centralized hubs he risks having their funds go from one channel to the other and having to go the long route for his own transactions.

Also the idea that running a node is more expensive because of larger blocks is mostly nonsense, for starters the only nodes that matter are mining nodes, even if your validating node finds an issue it has no power to do anything about it. Secondly there is such a thing as pruning old blocks to reclaim space. Third the whole point of Bitcoin is that you don't need to validate transactions because mining nodes have incentive to stay honest, and the regulators are other mining nodes who stand to gain from others dishonesty by mining the same block they did, and again, mining nodes require lots of hardware, some extra HDD for old data is cheap in comparison. Fourth, why don't you feel the need to validate the LN? Why just validate the on-chain stuff but trust the LN? Surely you'll want your validator Node to process all of the LN transactions to ensure they're valid, no? Or do you trust that the LN works? And if you do why not trust that the technology the LN is built on top of also works?. Not to mention that even in poor countries the cost of a hard drive that can hold years of data is lower than a couple of transactions on the main Bitcoin network during peak times, and a lot cheaper than opening one channel on the LN that's worth using, for example earlier this year the average transaction fee peaked at $123 https://ycharts.com/indicators/bitcoin_average_transaction_fee so of someone wanted to make a transaction that day on the Bitcoin network they would need to spend $123 extra, that is enough to get a used 8TB HDD which should hold all of the BCH Blockchain just with the cost of a single transaction.

Long story short:

  • LN has design flaws and doesn't work
  • Even if LN worked, on-chain transactions are better, less limited and more secure
  • Even if those design flaws could be addressed, the main chain will still become unusable due to high cost of entry unless blocks get increased
  • If blocks never get increased, popularity will be the death of Bitcoin like it happened in 2017, if someone needs to throw away hundreds of dollars just to get into the network, they'll never do it. And because RBF people that don't pay whatever the current tx fee is can get scammed.
  • Validator nodes serve no purpose
  • Even if they did running a validator Node on BCH is cheaper than using BTC
  • Even if validator nodes made some difference then the LN would also need one and then the amount of transactions there would increase the need of a node to higher than what would be needed for BCH (since besides regular transactions you would also need to validate on and off channel transactions).
spiderman ,
@spiderman@ani.social avatar

Because Bitcoin was supposed to be a decentralized peer-to-peer cash solution

I still think it is one, we use it to pay for services online right? We don't share bitcoins like money with friends or family because of it's complexity but who know what the future contains?

Nibodhika ,

Yes and no. Historically Bitcoin had no limits on transactions, but someone realized a while back that because transactions were really cheap rich people could flood the network with transactions and that would prevent legitimate people from using the network. Therefore a limit on the size of a block was imposed, which in turn meant that Bitcoin could only process 7 transactions per second in average.

At the time that was great, if someone tried to attack the network they would quickly run out of space in the block and people wanting to do transactions had only to pay a little bit more to ensure their transactions got approved, which in turn made this attack more expensive and eventually useless.

However in 2017 Bitcoin gained popularity, and this caused an issue, actual users were hitting that barrier of 7 transactions per second among themselves, and so users began competing with each other for space on the chain. And when that happens your coffee or VPS payment is going to get a much lower fee than what someone trading hundreds or thousands of dollars can afford. So essentially Bitcoin became only usable for large trading (you needed to pay $50 for a transaction at the time).

Since that became prohibitive for most users, people stopped using it, and because of long confirmation times for people who still tried to use it stores stopped accepting it (some people don't know this, but Steam and Microsoft used to accept Bitcoin payments).

You might think the solution is simple, just increase the limit like the guy who imposed it originally said it should be done, but that created a shit storm of people claiming that that would bring all hell on earth, and the proper solution was to build a secondary chain on top of Bitcoin so you only needed to pay the high prices once (this is what the other reply to my comment is mentioning). The problem is that for miners small blocks with higher transactions fees are waaaay more profitable, so they sided up with the fuck the user mentality (and some even say that they paid people to promote that solution).

So long story short Bitcoin is not currently usable for day-to-day purchases. Transaction prices fluctuate a lot, currently it's "cheap" at $1.5 per transaction, but it regularly goes to 10/20 and even got to over 100 this year. So it's no longer a currency, since no one would pay those prices to use it as currency. Bitcoin is now more of an investment than cash, it's closer to gold in that you could use it as cash but it's inconvenient and you'll end up losing money.

HelloHotel ,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Every single anti depressant, anti anxiety or anti anything drug that acts like a placebo.

Akareth ,

According to Dr. Chris Palmer and Dr. Georgia Ede, you're more likely to get better results by just changing your diet.

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

Remember how Google's Find My Network was supposed to be as good or better than Apple's. We put a tracker in a checked bag. Couldn't track it from once we lost sight till when it was 10 feet from me.

tigeruppercut ,
@tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip avatar

I'd already been doing contact juggling by the time the fushigi came out, but the ads implied that you could just... perform a skill by buying their product. It'd be like a company marketing the "mystical multiball" that shows people juggling 7 objects and implying you too could do that if you only owned their particular set.

https://youtu.be/myIR__htBgc

SuspiciousCatThing ,

Oh yeah, I 'member. I opened mine super excitedly and was immediately disappointed that it "didn't work". I couldn't find any way to activate it. It then clicked that it was a regular ball the whole time and the people in the commercials were just skilled.

Persen ,

Pinephone, linux on smartphones isn't ready and this won't change any time soon.

sem ,

Depends if you need group MMS or not

phoh ,
Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Mario Party Advance on the Game Boy Advance.

I've seen kkclue's very recent video on it. The main problem with this game is the false advertising, it doesn't feel like a Mario Party game. Otherwise, it's an alright game.

bionicjoey ,

But, best-case scenario, you could have committed a sex crime!

xorollo ,

https://youtu.be/bMnyCVyPNu8?si=3rhasMFOU1NBqRrt

This doesn't give you infinite money one quarter at a time.

cRazi_man ,
@cRazi_man@lemm.ee avatar

A Willy Wonka experience in Scotland

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/czrlr3dw2x3o

CorrodedCranium ,
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

Gotham Steel pans. They work decent the first couple times but I found the non-stick part of it wore down real quick

FauxPseudo ,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

We can add Made In pans to this.

BigBrainBrett2517 ,

All? Or just the non-stick?

FauxPseudo ,
@FauxPseudo@lemmy.world avatar

I haven't seen the data on all but the nonstick is trash in a way that shows zero potential for their other stuff. Crap materials, uneven heating, etc. The very worst in almost every category.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I'd have a much shorter list of what products did live up to their advertised claims...

themeatbridge ,

I always recount the story of the Hovercraft Christmas.

There was one toy I wanted for Christmas. We were firmly middle class growing up, so it wasn't like I had all the toys, but I was old enough to know that my parents were footing the bill and getting an RC hovercraft was going to mean I only get one present that year.

Iirc it was called the Typhoon, or maybe the Typhoon II.

The commecials showed it zipping across land and water, jumping off ramps, bouncing off a lake, etc. It was the coolest fucking thing ever. I begged my parents for it, and would not shut up for months about getting an RC hovercraft.

Christmas comes, and wonderous joy, I got the hovercraft! Life is good, but the battery needs to charge. Shit, OK, we plug it in and let it charge all day while we go do the normal Christmas family visits. Everyone I talked to that day got a lesson in how hovercrafts work, and how it can travel on a pocket of air to move across land AND water.

We got home late that night. It was probably after 10pm, way past everyone's bedtime, including my parents who had been up all night making the Christmas magic happen for my younger siblings who still believed. But I put my fucking foot down. I had waited for months to get my hovercraft. I had waited all day for the battery to charge. I would not wait another god damned minute to go zipping around the backyard. So, my dad and I put coats on over our pajamas, went out to the driveway, and fired that bad boy up.

I can still perfectly remember the sound of the fans turning on, and the little rubber skirt inflating. Sure enough, the hovercraft was floating on a pocket of air! But the driveway was on a mild incline, so the hovercraft started to drift sideways. Then I hit the throttle and... nothing. Just the sound of the fans spinning, but no motion.

Bzzzzz. BZZZZZZ. Bzzz Bzzz Bzzz. The fans spun impotently against the inertia of the hovercraft. It wouldn't move at all, except to sadly drift towards the gutter. My dad gave it a little nudge with his foot, and it got stuck on a tiny stone chip.

I learned a lot about physics from that one night, but I learned even more about advertising.

bionicjoey ,

Thinking back on all the RC cars, planes, and yes, hovercraft, commercials that I saw as a kid, I think they ought to have been sued for false advertising. Realistically though they probably had some disclaimer read (at 8x speed) at the end of the commercial that absolved them of any false advertising by saying the commercial was merely depicting the fantasy of the toy and not the actual use of it.

negativenull ,
@negativenull@lemmy.world avatar

Duke Caboom nods approvingly

PraiseTheSoup ,

Man, what a bummer. My equivalent to this was an RC car called the "Skydriver". But it absolutely lived up to my expectations. That thing was frickin awesome.

AstralPath ,

Are there any old ads you can link to on YouTube for this thing? I wanna see!

themeatbridge ,

Here is the Typhoon II

All lies. The fans couldn't push the thing without a polished smooth surface. You see it spinning? Think about where the fans are, because that's the only steering it had.

LordGimp ,

Kid I knew 25 years ago had one. Actually kinda worked on an indoor pool, which was neat, but definitely didn't work for shit on the sidewalk. Basically, it didn't work at all in any sort of wind and barely worked on anything rougher than linoleum

med ,

I got burned by this too. I feel your pain.

Dad figured out that if we hosed the concrete driveway, it made a better seal, and handeled bumps and impetfections better.

It was a glorious 3 minutes before the water started to seep in to the concrete quickly. The Typhoon nosedived and tore its skirt.

0/10 would not hovercraft again.

AstralPath ,

Maaaan I remember these ads! Thanks for sharing.

D1G1T4l_B4TH ,

Dating sites. Complete useless trash.

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

Wow, all of them, huh?

ramble81 ,

When everyone around you is an asshole, it’s time to reevaluate who the real asshole is.

sunzu , (edited )

Not sure how this is relavent here considering most of them are owned by the same holding and their goal is to ensure engagement with their shite platform.

But sure let's just start out by shitting on the user base

HelloHotel ,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

I wonder if they share consumer info with themselves under the hood.

sunzu ,

you would be lucky if they don't sell that shit to data brokers...

"simps for big titties asians" is valuable data point for data brokers selling to shiti ad companies

HelloHotel ,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

Tell me about it, speaking of big titty asians, Ive always wondered if the bra and hair spray commertials were actually for men (or to convince woman to buy because of male appeal). They literally walk right up to that line. Example

sunzu ,

My understanding is using hot chicks to market to Becky's actually works

Unlike using "hot" men to market to men

Men don't judge each other on look per we but rather based on their "idea of musculanity"

Rebels_Droppin ,
@Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world avatar

I've had some great experiences, but I'm sure everyone's mileage may vary

BruceTwarzen ,

I think it got really bad the past few years. I think many people don't even know that, but tinder used to be free. You got 5 free super swipes or something, unlimited swiping and so on. Now you can swipe a few times for free, and it is never ever the people who already liked you. It has a feature where you can limit your range and disable people from around the world. But half the women i see are from china or thailand. Women get flooded with likes and matches while as (an average?) guy, it's like playing the lottery.

The problem that i see with that is that men generally don't pick their "dream girl" they jest pick what they can get. Which is a weird dynamic for any sort of relationship. "Of all the likes, i picked you, because of your smile and we both like cycling."
"You were my only match in 3 month."

rand_alpha19 ,

I'd have to agree. I met my wife on OKCupid in 2016 and almost immediately after that it changed several key features and became complete garbage.

jonne ,

That's no way to talk about your wife.

surewhynotlem ,

Is there a Lemmy version of the ol reddit switcheroo?

A_Very_Big_Fan ,

The next time you see a similar joke you could be the one to start it!

KittenBiscuits ,

A Lemmon Twist?

sem ,

Thanks I hate it

olutukko ,

I mean yeah but I also found my SO that way

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

Suit youself, I like lemmy

D1G1T4l_B4TH ,

Huh?

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

I get hella hoes on this app

D1G1T4l_B4TH ,

Sure buddy, sure

hollyberries ,

Air-up water bottles. When I bought mine it claimed to be a better water bottle all-around.

Its primary gimmick of tricking the brain into tasting the scent works well, I did drink a lot more water without needing actual flavouring. The fact that I could (unofficially) 3D print my own reusable flavouring pods to be a little more eco-friendly was a nice surprise and the reason I decided to try it.

The "better bottle" part is utter horse crap. It leaks when tipped over, even when tightly closed. Their marketing team went as far as adding "sip, don't tip" to the instructions instead of making the cap properly seal.

Drinking from it was a chore as there was no water pressure and the constant bubbling (lets be real, its more like wet fart) noises made it impossible to use in silent settings.

I ended up going back to reusing a disposable bottle until it leaks even though the thought and feeling of something flavourless being in my mouth is revolting (its a sensory thing).

subignition ,
@subignition@fedia.io avatar

have you tried plain soda water? the carbonation might make it interesting enough to be drinkable even though it's flavorless. if you get a drinkmate or something like that it's fairly cheap to make at home

Reverendender ,
@Reverendender@sh.itjust.works avatar

Drinkmate is the way to go. Vastly superior to sodastream

hollyberries ,

I'm one of those creatures that flattens out fizzy drinks before drinking xD

Couldbealeotard ,
@Couldbealeotard@lemmy.world avatar

Holy cow. It's like someone thought "the human race isn't using enough single use plastic, how can we pump up those numbers? Maybe we can tie it in to the basic consumption of tap water."

MalReynolds ,
@MalReynolds@slrpnk.net avatar

Rather obvious that 'What product did live up to its advertised claims?' is a more useful question...

amio ,

Yes, but then people can't have a nice whinge about it.

sunzu ,

Cast iron skillet... Lodge

There are many products like that but I agree with over all sentiment. Most shit ain't right.

However, we as customers also have choices, considering this was posted within this comment section:

Gotham Steel pans. They work decent the first couple times but I found the non-stick part of it wore down real quick

Why are people buying something like this?

ValenThyme ,

Ginger the Segway was supposed to revolutionize the way we view cities!

lechatron ,
@lechatron@lemmy.today avatar

The hype leading up to its reveal was wild.

bionicjoey ,

I remember trying one in a section of a science museum as a kid!

bionicjoey ,

TBF electric scooters are doing that now. Dude was just ahead of his time.

Also if you take "the way we view cities" literally, they definitely did since they became a popular way for tourists to view a city.

sunzu ,

Useful product but where is the revolution

bionicjoey ,

In the wheels obviously

Eheran ,

Ahead of his time? It is a different product working with a different (and far older) principle?

sem ,

The principle here that matters is "personal electric low-skill vehicle". Segway tried it first, but electric scooters were way cheaper, and the GPS/smartphone technology helped it a lot.

TheRealKuni ,

There’s a great episode of The Dollop about the Segway guy. 565 - Dean Kamen and It.

pixeltree ,
@pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Dean Kamen is so cool to me, because he's pretty unknown but has had such a positive impact on the world, especially with his STEM outreach to school kids. I got to meet him once briefly after the FRC national championship in 2014, he was going somewhere but still stopped to talk to us briefly and I thanked him and he signed my team hat.

TheRealKuni ,

I wouldn’t recommend you listen to the Dollop episode though, they tend to mercilessly mock their subjects.

qevlarr ,
@qevlarr@lemmy.world avatar

CEO fell off a cliff with his Segway and died

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimi_Heselden#Death

sem ,

Crucially to the mythology, it was the CEO who recently acquired the company, not the inventor who pioneered it

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