jqubed ,
@jqubed@lemmy.world avatar

Get that ADHD diagnosis a lot earlier!

Noodle07 ,

Same!

Etterra ,

I'd probably just shoot my younger self. It's not suicide when it's murder. Or something. Anyway obliterating the universe with a paradox would definitely be a better result than the hell we're currently living in.

Kolanaki , (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Let's see... that would be 2014... Uh... Fuck. Yeah, crypto is the only answer. 🤷🏻‍♂️

And more personally: I wouldn't get married. I wouldn't even go down the path that led me to meet my ex-wife. Fuck all that.

Track_Shovel ,

Moderna and Phizer stocks with every cent I could muster

Quit my shitty job I had then

esc27 ,

One thing I'm learning from these types of questions is that knowledge isn't power, money is. There is precious little I could do with future knolewedge outside of personal/family matters without first using that knowledge to make as much money as possible.

Xantar , (edited )

Knowledge is power to make money to get more power.

Grimy ,

I'd tell Koby about the chopper

Bytemeister ,

Buy Bitcoin, short DJT. Stockpile TP.

Mostly stock market shit.

8565 ,

First I wouldn't buy my Mustang, I'd rebuild my Jeep and stick to Offroading instead of racecars wayyy cheaper over time. Then I wouldnt get out of the Army because the real world sucks, from there everything I know now wouldn't have happened and I probably wouldn't even live in the State I live in now

NeoNachtwaechter ,

You saying "right now" kinda ruins it :)

I'd rather take two more hours to collect some data from the stock markets, and how they went up and down after our beloved lunatic CEO's bigmouth accidents.

Xantar , (edited )

If my previous consciousness coexisted: Support my young shitbrain self in the tough times he's going through and become the best supporter anyone could ever want...or maybe that already happened and that's why I'm constantly being sidetracked.

muntedcrocodile ,

Nvidia gme and btc. And obviously more time with the dog.

Bearbie ,
@Bearbie@lemmy.world avatar

The doge

nexguy ,
@nexguy@lemmy.world avatar

Buy bitcoin, then eth when it's released, then solana when it's released. Sell at the top and start a cat sanctuary.

sga ,
@sga@lemmy.world avatar

Harambe, whatever happens, dont try to play with a child, that does not go well

shortwavesurfer ,

Purchase NVIDIA Stock.

Bruncvik ,
@Bruncvik@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn't change anything, but I would be far less stressed that everything would work out just fine.

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