spittingimage ,
@spittingimage@lemmy.world avatar

I can wiggle my ears. I used to use it to entertain children, but today's children are jaded and cynical.

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I found I can wiggle my ears enough to walk my glasses back up my nose when they've slipped down.

Sasha ,

Oh yeah, I didn't even realise until you said it but I absolutely do that all the time

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Child me would've loved to see that.

pineapplelover ,

Adult me would love to see that

Hadriscus , (edited )

I can do it too! it was like discovering a new muscle! I can't do either independently though

variants ,

I can whistle from my throat, I figured out how to do it from yawning and just kept practicing, the wife hates it because it hurts her ears but every time I yawn I have a habit of trying

pelotron ,
@pelotron@midwest.social avatar
Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Does it sound different than a normal lip whistle?

variants , (edited )

Yeah more airy or something I can't really do it on command that well

Found a video that shows it, didn't know it was a beat boxing thing now I have a goal haha
https://youtu.be/_uQDmZmvvSY?feature=shared&t=120

jpeps ,

I have this! For ages I've been trying to figure out how to do it on command but so far I can only do it while yawning.

Nemo ,

Apparently there's a thing called lucid dreaming that many people try very hard to achieve.

Most of my dreams are "lucid".

I can also, using only my facial muscles, pull my eyelids back extra far so it looks like my eyeballs are popping out.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

cries in has chronically useless dreams that can't even go in a dream journal

morphballganon ,

I have a hypothesis that there is no such thing as lucid dreaming (before you get the wrong idea, I've done it before. My meaning is that it's misunderstood, not that people are lying about having done it).

That feeling that you're in control? You're just dreaming that you're in control. You're just dreaming that you have the experience of choice-movement-feedback.

How is the feeling of being in control any more real than other sensations you experience in a dream?

When you experience the sensation of enlightenment in a dream, do you say you were really enlightened, or were you just dreaming that you were enlightened?

When you experience the sensation of blue in a dream, do you say there was actually blue, or were you just dreaming there was blue?

Your brain telling you you're in control is just as suspect as your brain telling you there's blue. They are both creations of your brain for the purpose of the dream.

Whatever action you're taking in an attempt to demonstrate control is just as easily explained as something your brain created as dream decoration.

Remember, this is just a hypothesis.

MicrowavedTea ,

The question is, is there a practical difference between lucid dreaming and dreaming about being lucid? I like to think it's the memory afterwards that counts.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I can inhale through my butthole to fart on command.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

What are you, a turtle?

Whitebrow ,

Heheheheh. Turdle.

shinigamiookamiryuu ,
tiefling , (edited )

I can hammer nails and icepicks into my head. I'm very fire resistant and eat fire. I have a split tongue. I can keep my eyes open for a VERY long time.

TBF I'm a sideshow and fire performer so I'm cheating

Feathercrown ,

Are you a demon and who summoned you

tiefling , (edited )

Yes

ArbitraryValue ,

Sometimes when I open my mouth really wide, I somehow spray a little stream of saliva, like from a squirt gun. It makes me feel like the dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park, but so far I haven't been able to do it on purpose.

Rhynoplaz ,

The gleek. Someone else mentioned it on here. I've known a few people who can do it on command.

Vanth ,
@Vanth@reddthat.com avatar

King of the middle school boys in the '00s was the one who could gleek the furthest.

Rhynoplaz ,

Middle school in the 90s wasn't much different.

FeelThePower ,
@FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I can make fart sounds with only my hands

kionite231 ,

I can too with my hand and armpit ;)

Bishma ,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

If I press on the corners of my eye it forces air down my naso-lacrimal duct (that lets tears drain into our sinuses) and it makes a squeak loud enough for people sitting next to be to hear. I have a built in nose flute.

r0ertel ,

A nose flute, awesome! I have the opposite where I can blow air out the other way, but sometimes it will squirt out a stream of tears.

Bonifratz ,

I can crack the knuckles of my big toes at will (only moving my toes, no hands involved).

casual_observer ,

Ditto.

FancyPantsFIRE ,
@FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee avatar

This is my time to shine, my body is full of useless, I can:

  • gleek intentionally (saving people a search: it’s causing the salivary glands under your tongue to shoot saliva, people often do it unintentionally when yawning)
  • open my jaw wide enough that it goes out of socket, and twofer I can then move it side to side and produce a loud popping noise
  • bend my thumb down to my wrist
  • cause my heart rate to spike for short periods even when at rest
  • make a three leaf clover with my tongue
  • click my tongue extremely loudly
Interstellar_1 OP ,
@Interstellar_1@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

By shoot, does it have force or do you mean it just comes out?

FancyPantsFIRE ,
@FancyPantsFIRE@lemm.ee avatar

It has “force”, but it’s not very impressive, I can shoot saliva in approximately a 1ft / 30cm arch.

thefool ,

I can also gleek but it's nowhere near what my grade 11 English teacher could do. I don't know how it came up in class, but, in front of the class, she turned sideways and made the biggest arc I'd ever seen: maybe 6 feet long

ramble81 ,

I remember when I was a kid we were all trying to gleek and some of us could do it easily. I never could, so anytime as an adult I accidentally do it, I can’t help but laugh.

vivavideri ,

A friend taught me how to gleek in 7th grade. I never stopped doing it lmao

Hadriscus ,

oh my god, so that's what I'm doing when I yawn! It started happening a few years ago...

Sasha ,

Tongue clicks are absurdly useful. In my family we use then to communicate over long distances and to find each other in big crowds

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

click my tongue extremely loudly

Learn Xhosa.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I can poop on the floor. But I bet you can too.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Instructions unclear. Anyone know how to clean a popcorn ceiling?

Deadrek ,

Pre or post pop?

shinigamiookamiryuu ,
JayEchoRay ,
@JayEchoRay@lemmy.world avatar

I can fold my ears twice - so from the top of my ear I fold it towards the bottom of my ear and at the point where it folds I can fold it again across over the first fold.

MicrowavedTea ,

I can bring my hands from the back of my body to the front (and the opposite) while holding them together. There might be a use for this if I ever get tied up.

Rocketpoweredgorilla ,
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

Me too. the local police even stopped handcuffing me behind my back because I'd just step over so my hands were in front again.

lol_idk ,

So your talent the handcuffing thing or your familiarity with the police?

shinigamiookamiryuu ,

Would've been a nice skill for me to have at one point.

ohlaph ,

You can partially wave at the wall in a dark, but cold and loud room.

Feathercrown ,

We don't talk about The Room

GnomeKat ,
@GnomeKat@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Pop my knees

kionite231 ,

My knees pop even when I just casually walk. Maybe I should see a doctor.

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