LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

That I'd never have a calculator in my pocket

That I'd get more conservative as I grew older

overload ,

People who gain/have a lot of wealth over their life do tend to want to lock that wealth in by being Conservative I think. Wouldn't want to shake things up!

gjoel ,

People who aren't liberal when they're young have no heart.

People who aren't conservative when they're old have no money.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

There are multiple things wrong with this, the most glaring of which is that a conservative with money would lack a heart as well. Conservatism is incompatible with having a heart.

schnurrito ,

I didn't get more conservative as I grew older. At least I don't think I did. What happened is that the definition of conservative changed.

Criticizing censorship and restrictions on free speech didn't use to be a conservative cause, it is now, so I grew "more conservative" without any of my beliefs changing.

Laurentide ,
@Laurentide@pawb.social avatar

Conservatives are still quick to suppress speech they don't agree with, though. Their criticism of censorship isn't a cause, it's a smokescreen.

oatscoop ,
@oatscoop@midwest.social avatar

That saying holds more truth if you're using the "non-political" definitions of conservative -- i.e. moderate, cautious, or resistant to change.

Moreso "set in your ways" as the world changes around you.

LinkOpensChest_wav ,
@LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

I suppose this is true, but remaining set in your ways while the world changes, taken to it's logical conclusion is political conservatism/fascism

AlecSadler ,

It gets better.

some_guy ,

It can. I hope it does for you.

KAYDUBELL ,

Not always brother

GrappleHat ,
@GrappleHat@lemmy.ml avatar

When you grow up everything you write will need to be in cursive.

pingveno ,

On the plus side, I have a pretty bangin' signature. On the minus side, they wasted a good chunk of lesson time teaching a useless script. Fortunately it was on the way out already, so I was never really required to use it even in school.

lars ,

Millennial here and I haven’t yet seen a non-cursive self-identifying signature. Are they just like bubbly high-school antics and hearts dotting the letter i?

pachrist ,

Men are logical. Women are emotional.

Such an enormous generalization and oversimplification. Very false.

some_guy ,

When I was being taken into surgery they told me we were going into space and gave me gas that they said was to breathe in space. I didn't realize I hadn't actually been to space until I was like eight years old or something like that. Probably older.

elfin8er ,

"you're not going to carry a calculator with you everywhere"

Ransack ,

The thing is I believe that statement is a bit misunderstood.

Calculators were already becoming pocket sized back in the day, but using it to calculate things if you don't know how to use it is where the actual problem is.

Hence the reasoning to learn how to math vs only having the device.

elfin8er ,

I'm not saying I disagree, but I had a different experience.

TheWolfOfSouthEnd ,

I don’t think people realised how quickly tech would advance.

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

I was being fed that line in 2008 when everyone in the class did, in fact, have a calculator in their pockets

AtariDump ,

Calculators were already becoming pocket sized back in the day…

True, but I can count on 0 hands how many people I knew carried one in their pocket.

Now if the calculator were built into a beeper, everyone would have had one.

KreekyBonez ,

or a watch!

KreekyBonez ,

it's very easy to enter wrong numbers on a calculator, but you need some basic reasoning and familiarity to know when an answer is off, and you need to start over

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Yeah, in my experience "You won't carry a calculator with you everywhere you go" was what they said to justify pointless busywork.

Taleya ,

You may carry one now, but can you calculate percentages on it without your maths lessons? Can you convert fractions? I blame the technology, if it's going to math it needs to math all maths

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@startrek.website avatar

Frankly, these days? Yeah you totally can. "Hey Siri, what's 3% of 235,889?" or "Hey Siri, what's 8/37ths converted to 300ths?" will most likely just feed you a correct answer.

morriscox ,

And you might not have a smartphone or smartwatch with you. I've seen people who needed a calculator to do basic math.

captainlezbian ,

That republicans are better on the economy. Nah it turns out they consistently screw it up by every measure.

arin ,

It's like saying tapeworms are good for your nutrition

hydrospanner ,

Yeah that was a persistent "it's just generally known" type of thing in the area where I grew up.

sunbeam60 , (edited )

Engine breaking braking destroys the engine.

Today: <Bing!> DO NOT ENGAGE CLUTCH ABOVE 1300 RPM.

hydrospanner ,

Engine breaking destroys the engine.

Unfortunate typo.

noisypine ,

Grandma adopted a puppy when I was probably 8 or 9. It got parvo. I remember going to her house and asking where the puppy was. She told me that he was sick, so he had to stay outside and I couldn't go outside for the same reason. When I would ask where the puppy is, she would tell me that he's on the side of the house where I couldn't see him. This went on for a long time, I never saw the puppy again and eventually forgot about it entirely.

A decade or two later I found out that my grandma had spent thousands of dollars trying to keep that puppy alive, but parvo took it anyways. She was very upset about it's passing and instead of having me go through it too, she lied to me about it until I completely forgot about it.

NoFood4u ,
@NoFood4u@sopuli.xyz avatar

Almost everything I was taught about nutrition later turned out to be BS

sunbeam60 ,

Yeah this is a great point!

Fat is bad!
Sugar is fine (but brush your teeth)!
Yes, this thing that’s been vacuum packed for 24 months is still edible food.

MenacingPerson ,

Yes, this thing that’s been vacuum packed for 24 months is still edible food.

it isn't?

MonkderDritte ,

There's no little tooth bugs crawling back my neck. Toothpaste just isn't healthy to ingest.

half_built_pyramids ,

Bahaha, don't swallow tooth paste because of tooth bugs!??!!?! This is the best thing I've ever heard

Sam_Bass ,

" you can be whatever you want to be"

sunbeam60 ,

The real truth of it is: Through persistent action and discipline, you can dramatically increase the probability that you can be what you want to be.

I always use the lottery analogy with my kids: “How many lottery tickets did you get today?”.

The second part of the truth is: Some people come with a lot more lottery tickets that you, through genetics, income background, family support and, yes, luck. Don’t let that stop you; most don’t and you don’t need to be first to win this race.

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

I was told they'd always be there for me. Then my dad passed away a few years ago.

I still miss him.

BambiDiego ,

He's still with you in every lesson, moment, and memory you shared.
It's not the same ever again, but it's there.

csm10495 ,
@csm10495@sh.itjust.works avatar

❤️

Reddfugee42 ,

Sounds like he's there with you right now 🤷‍♂️

sunbeam60 ,

Half of you is him. He quite literally is right there with you.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

That a state can't print money

lud ,

Why did you hear that as a child? Of course the state prints money, how else would money exist in the first place if no one made the money?

sushibowl ,

Might be talking about the United States specifically. IIRC the constitution denies individual states the right to mint coin or issue bills of credit, that is a prerogative of the federal government.

pingveno ,

When the Constitution was being drafted, all of the thirteen original states had their own currency, plus the Continental currency. It was a mess. A few years later, they set up the US dollar, US mint, and so forth.

Cysioland ,
@Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml avatar

It was in the context of limiting public spending. That the state can't just print more money when it runs out of money.

No1 ,
@No1@aussie.zone avatar

We're all equal.

To borrow from Animal Farm, "We're all equal, but some are more equal than others".

nephs ,

https://redsails.org/jones-on-animal-farm/

If you'd like a second opinion on animal farm and Orwell in general.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • [email protected]
  • kbinchat
  • All magazines